ARGH! Today I saw the Jess bit where she's dressed as an elve. Talking about "bad girls and boys", "jingle bells", and Santa. Too . . . many . . . jokes . . . my brain's gonna explode.

ARGH! Today I saw the Jess bit where she's dressed as an elve. Talking about "bad girls and boys", "jingle bells", and Santa. Too . . . many . . . jokes . . . my brain's gonna explode.
I've been a baaaaad boy, do you think Jess will jingle my bells? :D

What about "come on over and sit on Santa's lap."

What about "come on over and sit on Santa's lap."
and talk about the first thing that pops up? :p

For those suggesting Jess needs breast augmentation, why not have it done to yourself first so *you* can experience the pain, scarring, loss of sensitivity, potential of implant rupture (or leakage), possible life threatening bacterial infection and the other assorted goodies that come along with it? I haven't had it done but I've had friends who have (some because of the pressure to make someone else 'happy', some as reconstructive after breast cancer). One of them in the former category who was well endowed to begin with now has permanent back problems and severe scarring (and loss of original breast tissue) after they had to be removed due to complications.

I think Jess's breasts are just fine and all that really matters is that they are (1) healthy and (2) *she* is happy with them.

Deeann, if these guys got the boob job themselves, they would never get any work done. In fact, unless one of them has three hands, they wouldn't be able to pick up the remote since their other hands would be pre-occupied 24/7. They would have to have one of those beer hats so they could drink their beer without setting down their new friends and would probably have to be introduced to how a wax job on the chest feels, since I don't know many guys who would be turned on by hairy breasts. ;)

Didn't the Drew Carey show have one of the characters get implants, which was based on a guy who did it for a year to win a bet with his friend.

Deeann, if these guys got the boob job themselves, they would never get any work done. In fact, unless one of them has three hands, they wouldn't be able to pick up the remote since their other hands would be pre-occupied 24/7. They would have to have one of those beer hats so they could drink their beer without setting down their new friends and would probably have to be introduced to how a wax job on the chest feels, since I don't know many guys who would be turned on by hairy breasts. ;)

Didn't the Drew Carey show have one of the characters get implants, which was based on a guy who did it for a year to win a bet with his friend.
Well put Mr. Poindexter. ;) I'll give you 3 thumbs up! :p

this thread is hilarious. :D

Didn't the Drew Carey show have one of the characters get implants, which was based on a guy who did it for a year to win a bet with his friend.

The guy that did it on a bet still had them in after 3 years, becuase he "liked them"

:shocked

I saw Jess in her elf outfit. Gotta admit she is super cute.

How about some pics of Jess in her elf outfit? :)

shed look good under the tree at Christmas too.

Is this where I make the unwrap package joke?

Is this where I make the unwrap package joke?
Why not. Weve already had the "jingle my bells" joke.

well i got a big christmas present for her. :D


*minimizes windows.* gf is coming.

Here are some pics of Jess....

She's the one that doesn't look like a man.

She's the one that doesn't look like a man.

That's not the DIVA from Divine. She's the host of Ultra Reservation and she's is 100% female!!! without a doubt!!! :) She looks good too.

My mistake. Didn't click on thumbnails, just assumed it was old picture.

I noticed that since Shari started with Voom Jess has been showing her midriff. A competition?

My mistake. Didn't click on thumbnails, just assumed it was old picture.
Yeah play it off. O that was funny.

I noticed that since Shari started with Voom Jess has been showing her midriff. A competition? Its a very nice midriff too. But I saw shari standing up today in a hot pink outfit. Im convinced shes hot now. If only she could lose that annoying accent. But I suppose you could take her to the movies to shut her up. Ever have a GF that rattled on and on like that?

That's not the DIVA from Divine. She's the host of Ultra Reservation and she's is 100% female!!! without a doubt!!! :) She looks good too.
That's Jackie Maloof, she used to be on Bobby Flay's cooking show on FoodTV (which my wife still won't let me get rid of Comcast because Voom doesn't have it). She's gained quite a few pounds since her time on FoodTV, maybe due to her having a baby. She was quite hot (though slightly goofy) on Bobby Flay's show...

Its a very nice midriff too. But I saw shari standing up today in a hot pink outfit. Im convinced shes hot now. If only she could lose that annoying accent. But I suppose you could take her to the movies to shut her up. Ever have a GF that rattled on and on like that?
I saw Shari stand up and she looks like she has thunder thighs. :shocked
RE: GF talking, yeah, my X-wife, she never shut up. Now I can enjoy some peace and quiet around the house when trying to watch a movie. :p

I saw Shari stand up and she looks like she has thunder thighs. :shocked
RE: GF talking, yeah, my X-wife, she never shut up. Now I can enjoy some peace and quiet around the house when trying to watch a movie. :p
Depends on if the thighs are jiggly or muscular. LMAO

They look cushy, like her pants could barely constrain the fat jiggling around beneath.

They look cushy, like her pants could barely constrain the fat jiggling around beneath.
You really do have it bad for Jess don't you?

You really do have it bad for Jess don't you?
Me? Now what ever gave you that idea? ;) :yes :D :p :bounce :love :heart

I just wish they would put the red couch on the "in-voom" barkers. I never see them there. Then we could look at the girls whenever we wanted!

I have noticed that the most watching I do on Cinema 10 is when the movies are over and I am looking for the Red Couch girls!!!! Always scanning the channels that are on "Intermission"!!!!
PS-- 'Ever have a GF that rattled on and on like that?' Yeah, called her "Hinge Mouth"

Sorry but none of them can compare to dtv's Tanya Memme. :)

Sorry but none of them can compare to dtv's Tanya Memme. :)
You guys just can't see past Tanya's breasts. ;) What? She has a face? :p I never noticed. :D

Here's (http://www.tanyamemme.com/gallery/gallery1pgf.htm) a Tanya photo page link.

With Jess, there's no breasts to get in the way so you can see her sweet, cute face. :yes

You guys should see the hosts on some of the HDNET programs, I'll see if I can get some captures. :shocked

You guys just can't see past Tanya's breasts. ;) What? She has a face? :p I never noticed. :D

Here's (http://www.tanyamemme.com/gallery/gallery1pgf.htm) a Tanya photo page link.

With Jess, there's no breasts to get in the way so you can see her sweet, cute face. :yes

You guys should see the hosts on some of the HDNET programs, I'll see if I can get some captures. :shockedBreasts are never in the way of anything. Breasts are a destination in and of themselves :D

Breasts are never in the way of anything. Breasts are a destination in and of themselves :D
I don't know about that, have you seen some of the clips from PlayboyHD showing the "overly-endowed" women? My God, how do they get dressed? :D

Sorry but none of them can compare to dtv's Tanya Memme. :)
That is the one reason I hated to get rid of D*. Put Tanya on the Red Couch and I will be watching "Intermission" all the time!!!!

That is the one reason I hated to get rid of D*. Put Tanya on the Red Couch and I will be watching "Intermission" all the time!!!!
And Ivana from Hotlines. Man D* had the babes. WTF is wrong with V*?

If the point of the Red Couch Girls is to teach us something about Voom, why not hire that HS teacher from Florida? I know I'd be interested in her teaching methods. That's just me though, I love to learn.

That is the one reason I hated to get rid of D*. Put Tanya on the Red Couch and I will be watching "Intermission" all the time!!!!

uh, you misspelled "emission" :)

And Ivana from Hotlines. Man D* had the babes. WTF is wrong with V*?
Ivana is on HDNET, home of the hot babes. :p

If the point of the Red Couch Girls is to teach us something about Voom, why not hire that HS teacher from Florida? I know I'd be interested in her teaching methods. That's just me though, I love to learn.

If I had techers like that.. I'd be failing every class.

;) Get some 'tutoring'