View Full Version : New Red Couch Girl - Shari Albert
Sean Mota
06-04-2004, 10:07 PM
Check her out...
LOBO2999
06-04-2004, 11:59 PM
I saw here wearing a low cut top , lol , did they get rid of the other one?
Sean Mota
06-05-2004, 12:24 AM
Do not think so. She is still there. :)
Sean Mota
06-06-2004, 05:02 PM
You should catch Shari today. She's wearing a dress with her legs crossed. She looks good in HD!
squicken
06-06-2004, 05:08 PM
I'm more interested in the girls on the Night Calls red couch :cool:
Sean Mota
06-06-2004, 05:10 PM
I'm more interested in the girls on the Night Calls red couch :cool:
Yes, those are interested too... :D
vurbano
06-06-2004, 07:17 PM
You should catch Shari today. She's wearing a dress with her legs crossed. She looks good in HD!
voom has been listening to me i see...lmao
DarrellP
06-07-2004, 12:14 AM
I prefer Jess, she's a real cutie and she's not wearing a ring.
squicken
06-07-2004, 12:21 AM
I prefer Jess, she's a real cutie and she's not wearing a ring.
But aren't you wearing a ring cowboy? :)
DarrellP
06-07-2004, 12:26 AM
But aren't you wearing a ring cowboy? :)
NOPE! I'm recently divorced and loving it! :D How do you think I get away with subbing to PlayboyHD? ;)
owlbox
06-07-2004, 12:38 PM
And Jess sounds like she has something between her ears when she speaks... as opposed to duhhh...
barth2k
06-07-2004, 01:38 PM
Not that I don't appreciate Shari's cleavage, but Jess is prettier and sounds smarter. Now if you put Shari's assets and her willingness to show them on Jess...
Scott Greczkowski
06-07-2004, 01:43 PM
I like Jess better as well. :) Although Shari appears to be the better dresser. :)
DarrellP
06-07-2004, 01:59 PM
I like Jess better as well. :) Although Shari appears to be the better dresser. :)
Agreed. Jess looks like she could have a killer pair of legs but never shows them. ;)
vurbano
06-07-2004, 02:08 PM
should we have up a Jess boob job fund drive? Anyone seen her butt?
Sean Mota
06-07-2004, 02:10 PM
I can only say one thing. Shari looked great yesterday in that dress and crossed legs... :)
Scott Greczkowski
06-07-2004, 02:12 PM
Man guys, now I know why Dish Networks BingoTV girls yelled at me when they saw me. :)
You guys are animals.
(Although being a legman I wouldnt mind seeing Jess in a skirt) :D (Damn did I just say that?) :D
vurbano
06-07-2004, 02:26 PM
I cant seem to catch a red couch commercial? the voom channel seems to be nothing but a loop lately
vurbano
06-07-2004, 02:27 PM
Man guys, now I know why Dish Networks BingoTV girls yelled at me when they saw me. :)
You guys are animals.
(Although being a legman I wouldnt mind seeing Jess in a skirt) :D (Damn did I just say that?) :D
The net is a wonderful place to be a sexiest pig. LMAO
Tvlman
06-07-2004, 02:27 PM
Yeah, Shari with Elvis. But who was looking at Elvis?
Sean Mota
06-07-2004, 02:30 PM
I hope Shari is reading... :) more dress and skirts.
DarrellP
06-07-2004, 02:32 PM
I cant seem to catch a red couch commercial?
I'd like to see Jess on the Purple couch. ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;)
vurbano
06-07-2004, 02:38 PM
Jess needs to let her hair grow, shed look a little less intelligent and a little "easier". Us men like that
squicken
06-07-2004, 09:38 PM
Just saw Jess. It looks like she's taking you guys' advice. Her hair was longer, with part. Sleeveless red/white shirt, hip-hugger jeans. Camera panned out to show body down to her knees. She's too petite for my taste. Waste and hips too small. Her primary deficiency has been pointed out already, and I would contribute to the fund to correct the affliction.
Scott Greczkowski
06-07-2004, 09:39 PM
Man if she is listening to us and grew longer hair, she must use Miracle Grow or something, as this thread is not even 6 hours old. :D
squicken
06-07-2004, 09:42 PM
Man if she is listening to us and grew longer hair, she must use Miracle Grow or something, as this thread is not even 6 hours old. :D
Well, her hair is longer than the last time I saw her, which was about 2 weeks ago. Who knows when they film these things? Maybe she's just trying to make herself look better for Darrell. :heart
DarrellP
06-08-2004, 10:54 AM
Well, her hair is longer than the last time I saw her, which was about 2 weeks ago. Who knows when they film these things? Maybe she's just trying to make herself look better for Darrell. :heart
I'm in love! :heart And I don't really mind about her "deficiency", after all, more than a mouthful is wasted, right? :neener :shh :o
StevenD
06-08-2004, 11:41 AM
OK...I dont have Voom yet...so can someone please post pics of these girls? I mean...they must be pretty damn hot if DarrellP is "In Love".
DarrellP
06-08-2004, 12:11 PM
OK...I dont have Voom yet...so can someone please post pics of these girls? I mean...they must be pretty damn hot if DarrellP is "In Love".
It's not that she's that hot, she's just very damned cute!! The kind of girl you want to hold her face in both hands and just stare into her gorgeous eyes all night (then get nasty). ;)
mkwillia
06-08-2004, 01:03 PM
Can someone post a pic. I must have bad luck. I haven't seen her yet.
Mike
DarrellP
06-08-2004, 03:30 PM
Can someone post a pic. I must have bad luck. I haven't seen her yet.
Mike
Watch the end of any Cinema10 show when they are on break, you'll see her.
babyj
06-08-2004, 03:31 PM
neither are hot. shari is the reason H.E.B. makes paper bags. She can def use some crest white strips.
jess is cute though. she acts like she knows all about voom..but i think thats all she knows about. i would def take jess if i had a choice. i am going to shut up before my girl comes in here to see what the crap i am typing.
owlbox
06-08-2004, 03:36 PM
Jeesss guys, get a hold of yourselves.
DarrellP
06-08-2004, 03:40 PM
Jeesss guys, get a hold of yourselves.
Jeesss, whas that a Freudian slip? :D Sure looks like Jess to me. ;) Or are you calling out Jess's name in exstacy? :p
Frank Jr.
06-08-2004, 03:57 PM
Don't have Voom. Need Picture, Please Send!
Pete In Plano
06-08-2004, 05:08 PM
I'm in love! :heart And I don't really mind about her "deficiency", after all, more than a mouthful is wasted, right? :neener :shh :o
I got a mighty big mouth!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :eek: :D
DarrellP
06-08-2004, 05:22 PM
Does anyone have a digital camera to catch a screenshot? I'll try using my new digital camcorder and see if I can pull a frame off and post it.
StevenD
06-08-2004, 06:56 PM
Is this her? If so...she's nekkid in that pic!
DarrellP
06-09-2004, 10:15 AM
No, that's not her, I had my camcorder ready to go last night and Jess wasn't on. I won't be home tonight, so I don't know when I'll get another chance.
Pete In Plano
06-09-2004, 10:17 AM
Catch the new girl too if you get a chance.
rollerfink
06-09-2004, 10:31 AM
This has turned into another kind of sticky thread!
vurbano
06-09-2004, 12:31 PM
i saw her for the first time, nice legs, probably nice breasts. No close ups though. Id say in all shes doable. lmao
vurbano
06-09-2004, 12:32 PM
I dare you guys to start a "would you poke her poll"? LMAO
DarrellP
06-09-2004, 12:35 PM
Catch the new girl too if you get a chance.
I was armed and ready with my camcorder last night but Jess didn't show :( so I got some clips of is it Sheri? She is annoying, I don't like her at all, bring back Jess, please!! :yes
squicken
06-09-2004, 01:29 PM
On the next episode of American Justice:
She was a young and talented television personality hoping to break into network news weather forecasting,
He was a projector owning billionaire driven to madness by an internet poster named the "unavurbano",
This is their story . . .
:) Very sarcastically done by cyuhnke
DarrellP
06-09-2004, 02:07 PM
On the next episode of American Justice:
He was a projector owning billionaire
This is their story . . .
:) Very sarcastically done by cyuhnke
Are you telling me Jess is seeing someone else? :(
eschu97611
06-09-2004, 03:00 PM
"Gay as Red panties"-LMAO
Pete In Plano
06-09-2004, 06:34 PM
let's see this new Sherri girl, DarrelP. I have seen Jess and her hair looks really nice right now. Wish they would do some stuff standing up!!!
squicken
06-09-2004, 06:39 PM
Are you telling me Jess is seeing someone else? :(
Nope. As far as I can tell, all you projector owners are billionaires.
DarrellP
06-09-2004, 06:53 PM
Nope. As far as I can tell, all you projector owners are billionaires.
:( I missed the boat somewhere along the line. ;)
DarrellP
06-09-2004, 06:53 PM
let's see this new Sherri girl, DarrelP. I have seen Jess and her hair looks really nice right now. Wish they would do some stuff standing up!!!
It'll take me awhile, I won't be home tonight, but I have Friday off, I have to stay home and mourne the passing of Reagan. :D
Pete In Plano
06-09-2004, 07:44 PM
Cool, thanks!!!
babyj
06-09-2004, 07:59 PM
so I got some clips of is it Sheri? She is annoying, I don't like her at all, bring back Jess, please!! :yes
ya def. shari is annoying and wierd. jess is cute and innocent.
vurbano
06-09-2004, 09:53 PM
They are never as innocent as you think
Scott Greczkowski
06-09-2004, 10:00 PM
I just got some good photos of Jee and also of the Drag Queen who I guess is hosting the Devine Channel (Oh my God, please tell me I did not just see that)
I will post the pics tommorow morning. :)
DarrellP
06-10-2004, 10:48 AM
I will also get some clips of Kandice Kreuger, the HDNET babe.
Scott Greczkowski
06-10-2004, 11:52 AM
Here we go.
Some of these are kind of big. They looked like crap if I tried resizing them.
Also included is the new Devine "Girl" WTF is up with that?
Sean Mota
06-10-2004, 11:58 AM
Shari is not there... Thats the new girl.
DarrellP
06-10-2004, 11:58 AM
Guys, these are not the most flattering pics, she looks MUCH cuter than this.
Pete In Plano
06-10-2004, 12:11 PM
The new hair is much better. Hey--I want a Voom coffee mug like that!!!!!!!! We need some Voom swag!!!!
DarrellP
06-10-2004, 12:20 PM
How did her hair grow so fast? Is that actually her?
Sean Mota
06-10-2004, 12:24 PM
How did her hair grow so fast? Is that actually her?
Who? Shari? I have lost track who we are talking about. That's not Jess, either? I am totally confused now. I thought there was Jess, Shari, and now this new girl (I did not catch her name).
vurbano
06-10-2004, 12:34 PM
Who? Shari? I have lost track who we are talking about. That's not Jess, either? I am totally confused now. I thought there was Jess, Shari, and now this new girl (I did not catch her name).
We have three girls now? WOW a voom harem.
DarrellP
06-10-2004, 12:52 PM
The pics are not very clear. Jess has short hair, the girl in these pics has longer hair and Jess could not have grown her hair that fast since the last time I saw her and she was talking about shows that were on that day.
So who is this girl? Jess is the girl in the first picture with the short hair.
vurbano
06-10-2004, 12:58 PM
umm that chick looks like a guy in those pics
Pete In Plano
06-10-2004, 01:02 PM
They are both Jess. The 1st pic is from and old tape they keep running, must be 6 months old. The longer hair Jess is obviously new because they just got the new "girl" on the Divine channel. I have never seen the Shari girl, though. So it looks like the count is 3 hosts, but not all of them girls!!!
DarrellP
06-10-2004, 01:08 PM
umm that chick looks like a guy in those pics
What do you expect from DivineHD? :no
rrobe99999
06-10-2004, 01:22 PM
I can't stand those girls. Those segments are so stupid and useless. "The best part about Voom is the easy to use remote." The movie trivia on cinema 10 is also lame. They should replace that crap with the crap on Moov to fill in the intermissions. That would leave Moov open for a better channel, but still make use of the content.
Pete In Plano
06-10-2004, 01:34 PM
I can't stand those girls. Those segments are so stupid and useless. "The best part about Voom is the easy to use remote." The movie trivia on cinema 10 is also lame. They should replace that crap with the crap on Moov to fill in the intermissions. That would leave Moov open for a better channel, but still make use of the content.
Best idea yet, do the fillers with the Moov and use the Moov bandwidth for something new!!!!!!
vurbano
06-10-2004, 01:44 PM
Noooooo put moov on a dvd and mail it out with our bills. It much rather watch women at intermission and raindrops.
Onrac
06-10-2004, 02:37 PM
Man!!!! That's a DUDE, man!!!!
Pete In Plano
06-10-2004, 03:04 PM
Just have to make sure they are really girls!!! I like the new Jess look, but I would donate to the enlargement fund.
babyj
06-10-2004, 03:20 PM
Who? Shari? I have lost track who we are talking about. That's not Jess, either? I am totally confused now. I thought there was Jess, Shari, and now this new girl (I did not catch her name).
SEAN CAN YOU NOT SEE? :confused: thats a dude. freaking transexual probably. so we have 2 girls and a she-male. :D
squicken
06-10-2004, 08:32 PM
Has anyone seen that girl doing Dorothy from the Wizard of OZ? That was the most annoyed I've been in a long time. I wanted to reach into the TV and strangle her with her pigtails. For future reference, all Dorothy references belong on 110.
vurbano
06-10-2004, 09:59 PM
Has anyone seen that girl doing Dorothy from the Wizard of OZ? That was the most annoyed I've been in a long time. I wanted to reach into the TV and strangle her with her pigtails. For future reference, all Dorothy references belong on 110.
I just saw it. pretty annoying. I thought we asked for T and A not a bad OZ performance in a tablecloth.
Sean Mota
06-10-2004, 10:10 PM
C'mmon guys that was shari. She looked cute... I like her in that dress...
vurbano
06-10-2004, 10:22 PM
My guess is Jess refused to do that silly bit. LMAO
TechCop
06-11-2004, 07:18 AM
C'mmon guys that was shari. She looked cute... I like her in that dress...
I bet she is/was a stand-up comic at some point in her career.
I think it's kinda cool that they (VOOM) are producing these things on a daily basis. You don't have to like them all, it's just information to fill up the schedule. Occasionally, you might hear something you need to know. :rolleyes:
owlbox
06-11-2004, 11:09 AM
Almost lost my lunch when 'it' joined Jess on the couch.
Tvlman
06-11-2004, 02:17 PM
Shari as Dorothy! Good bit. Bet she does have some stand up comedy background. Only dress was too long and she didn't skip.
Pete In Plano
06-11-2004, 06:45 PM
Voom should put some bios on the website of all their on air talent. HDN and Red Couch.
DarrellP
06-11-2004, 07:31 PM
Here's a couple of clips of Jess & Dorothy (a.k.a Sherri).
They are captured from a digital 8 movie clip so their not very big but you get the idea.
vurbano
06-11-2004, 07:45 PM
Jess is definately cute. Nice butt too. Just saw her in her bell hop outfit. If only she filled out that red jacket better. Comon Voom spring for a boob job for Jess! Shed graduate from cute to HOT then!
Pete In Plano
06-11-2004, 09:41 PM
22,000 subs, $1 each!!?? I'm in!!!!!!!
barth2k
06-11-2004, 09:55 PM
What does it say about voom's programming that we're getting excited over the barker girl? Yet we'll no doubt get more sleepy travelogues narrated by some oh so serious guy who could just as well be discussing the Iraq occupation. Come on Voom. Stop feeding us brussels sprouts. Throw us some freaking red meat once in a while.
Okay I'm starting to sound like a broken record now. Look what you made me do!!!
vurbano
06-11-2004, 10:24 PM
sighs... I ask for Bikini destinations and Im gonna get equatorhd? I bet its like national geographic in high def. Like snooze material PBS has. The only skin well see is naked pigmies.
deeann
06-12-2004, 11:59 AM
For those suggesting Jess needs breast augmentation, why not have it done to yourself first so *you* can experience the pain, scarring, loss of sensitivity, potential of implant rupture (or leakage), possible life threatening bacterial infection and the other assorted goodies that come along with it? I haven't had it done but I've had friends who have (some because of the pressure to make someone else 'happy', some as reconstructive after breast cancer). One of them in the former category who was well endowed to begin with now has permanent back problems and severe scarring (and loss of original breast tissue) after they had to be removed due to complications.
I think Jess's breasts are just fine and all that really matters is that they are (1) healthy and (2) *she* is happy with them.
TechCop
06-12-2004, 12:29 PM
The ones that go wrong get all the attention... :rolleyes:
deeann
06-12-2004, 12:55 PM
Okay- using that analogy a "good install" will *still* cause pain, scarring and most likely loss of sensitivity. A "bad install" will cause the rupture, leakage and other health problems mentioned above. When you need to have a "service call" for your satellite system are you in physical pain? Women have a varity of breast shapes and sizes. To try to "upgrade" a woman like you would upgrade your A/V system is just not right.
Pete In Plano
06-12-2004, 01:14 PM
I hope you know that we are just being chauvenist pigs and joking. I love women in all shapes and sizes and actually prefer natural small breasts over big fake ones. This thread was a little more fun than the ones bitching about stuff.
deeann
06-12-2004, 02:29 PM
Gotcha! Sometime's it's hard to tell (and I'm kinda jaded when it comes to this topic).
vurbano
06-12-2004, 02:52 PM
OK OK just fire her and find a big breasted voom girl?
Saw Sherri today for the first time, wearing a loose baseball outfit. Couldn't tell what kind of body she had under that, but man, was she annoying! I thought I was listening to one of Tony Sopranos whiny girlfriends. Not that pretty either. She'd have to have a hell of a body to make up for those drawbacks, or I'd have to have drunk a hell of a lot of beer :D
Jess is cute. I'd do her :p
Natural is where it's at. :yes
squicken
06-12-2004, 07:21 PM
These "skits" with Shari, guest appearances by trannies, and Voom guy are bad ideas. Very, very annoying.
smitzinok
06-12-2004, 11:30 PM
Finally saw Sherri today for the first time.
Sure could use a set.......
squicken
06-23-2004, 05:11 PM
Anybody else see Jess today? Rainbow spaghetti strap top. Mid-rift exposed. "I Love DarrellP" tattoo on stomach.
vurbano
06-23-2004, 05:14 PM
Anybody else see Jess today? Rainbow spaghetti strap top. Mid-rift exposed. "I Love DarrellP" tattoo on stomach.
I saw her. Man O man a boob job and shed be really hotttt.
DarrellP
06-23-2004, 05:21 PM
Anybody else see Jess today? Rainbow spaghetti strap top. Mid-rift exposed. "I Love DarrellP" tattoo on stomach.
:eek: Oh My GOD! :eek: She loves me! :o
subdude212
06-24-2004, 12:35 PM
Anybody else see Jess today? Rainbow spaghetti strap top. Mid-rift exposed. "I Love DarrellP" tattoo on stomach.
She looked great. Her boobs are fine if not downright perky. Forget the tatoo her eyes were saying "Subdude, have at me on the red couch..."
DarrellP
06-24-2004, 02:08 PM
She looked great. Her boobs are fine if not downright perky. Forget the tatoo her eyes were saying "Subdude, have at me on the red couch..."
No Way, Subdude, she's mine, all mine. ;) The tatoo say's it all. :yes
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