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    Quote Originally Posted by ramy View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by ramy View Post
    Not me. I am a figment of your imagination.
    Hell, you are from Kentucky....you are almost as big a redneck as me
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    Quote Originally Posted by msmith198025 View Post
    Hell, you are from Kentucky....you are almost as big a redneck as me

    You both almost sound alike.
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    Quote Originally Posted by msmith198025 View Post
    Hell, you are from Kentucky....you are almost as big a redneck as me
    He's a redneck and a briar. Being from Ohio, I've heard some good Kentucky briar jokes, just ask Ramy, I'm sure he lives'em...oops, I mean knows them...!

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    Quote Originally Posted by cybok0 View Post
    You both almost sound alike.
    IMO, YOU are the one with the accent!

    Maybe it is just those darn Xbox mics? lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by msmith198025 View Post
    IMO, YOU are the one with the accent!

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    Quote Originally Posted by msmith198025 View Post
    IMO, YOU are the one with the accent!

    Maybe it is just those darn Xbox mics? lol
    That's a possibility, but I don't think so.
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    Tom, you do have a redneck accent.

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