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    LIPSTICK IN SCHOOL

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    According to a news report, a certain private school in Washington was recently faced with a unique problem. A number of 12-year-old girls were beginning to use lipstick and
    Would put it on in the bathroom. That was fine, but after they put on their lipstick, they would
    press their lips to the mirror leaving dozens of little lip prints.

    Every night the maintenance man would remove them, and the next day the girls would put them back.

    Finally the principal decided that something had to be done. She called all the girl s to the bathroom and met them there with the maintenance man. She explained that all these lip prints were causing a major problem for the custodian who had to clean the mirrors every night (you can just imagine the yawns from the little princesses).



    To demonstrate how
    difficult it had been to clean the mirrors, she asked the maintenance man to show the girls how much effort was required. He took out a long-handled squeegee, dipped it in the toilet, and cleaned the mirror with it.
    Since then, there have been no lip prints on the mirror.

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    teachers ... And then there are ............



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    Heard it on Paul Harvey years ago - I've seen that problem first hand too!

    I SO wanted to do that demonstration!

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