Thread: Old man at the mall

An old man was sitting on a bench at the mall. A young man
walked up to the bench and sat down. He had spiked hair in
all different colors: green, red, orange, blue, and yellow.

The old man just stared. Every time the young man looked,
the old man was staring.

The young man finally said sarcastically, "What's the matter,
old-timer, never done anything wild in your life?"



Without batting an eye, the old man replied, "Got drunk once
and had sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if you
were my son."