DirecTV also has dual tuner receivers. Dish has dual output receivers, which DirecTV and Cable do not. They are not the same thing.
As for Cable receivers being dinosaurs, it depends on the model. My Moto 6412 is fine. The interface was a little nicer on my old Dish 721. But, not by much. Also, the 6412 is more stable, especially since Dish introduced all kinds of new bugs with their last couple of SW updates. And, you can't beat the true OnDemand of Cable. That's argueably their coolest feature and biggest advantage.
-It's "couldn't care less", not "could care less".
-It's "would've", "should've", and "could've", not "would of", "should of", and "could of".
-It's "voila!", not "walla!" (That's right. You've been speaking French all this time.)
-The first word in each sentence should be capitalized.
-A period goes at the end of each sentence.
-Commas are also a good idea, on occasion.