Recent content by bert gordon

Creature Double Feature Speaking of B/Cult movies ... anybody remember Creature Double Feature? I think I emotionally scarred myself by staying indoors all day saturdays instead of going outdoors and socializing.

:o Hey ............. Brett's father was also his high school coach ................................ do you think this death was planned so as to be used as a motivation tool?

:o I saw Fellowship at the cheapie theatre the Spring after its initial release .................. I haven't seen the 2nd movie yet nor the third .................................................... but I'm thinking of making myself a liverwurst, onion and deli mustard sandwich. ;)

:D I propose that all earthlings thru the ospices of the UN and the Vatican voluntarily sign up for a matchmaking service that will rid the world of racism and hatred. Here's the plan: Match two peoples of different race together ie one European (or person of European descent) with someone...

:x Joe Namath out to be publicly castrated in a public square or stadium for what he put poor cute Susie Colber of ESPN thru last night. What a CAD! Message to JOE: You can find an AA meeting in any city at any given time ... :!:

:rolleyes: Okay .... A Pug walks over to the doggiebar and the bartender says "Hey, why the long face?" Get it ?.... pug .... long face ...... ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha :D

:D I would like to un-nominate my name from the idiot of the year awards and instead nominate AndyMon. Anyone who would nominate me would have to be an idiot! :)

:o Yo! Yo!! Yo!!! ... Porn has got to go! Hey ........... Enuff porn talk already! :x Charlie must be lovin' all this porntalk ... that ole porndog. :rolleyes: Did you know that Charlie likes tuna fish salad on potato bread? He likes this combo 'cuz it saves him $$$ on buying...

:D Scott thanx 4 letting me post at all :!: I've been thrown out of the competition but thanx to your special GRIPE board I have a new home. Roger ... like I said ... I am a weak man ... I'm admittedly attracted to porn .... I don't have dbs ... I do have cable (non-digital Comcast) ...

:D Yo! Scott ................ I am not a DISH nor a DirecTV nor a Voom sub ................. I get Comcast (non digital) ............. :!:

:D I dare Charlie ... former "Mr. Clean/DBS" now Mr PornDog, to offer his porn channels free for an extended amount of time ... a day a week, whatever. This porndoggy is greedy for your porndollars ... he's a cheepo and a creepo and he hates cheeseburgers, so I'm told. In fact, Charlie...

:| Yo ! Geronimo ............. I never ever said I invested in porn ...................... I said I am a weak man and am attracted to it ................. I said I sometimes go websurfing for free stuff ............ but never fork over $$$ for it. I am a weak man :!: Charlie...

Pedro owes Boston an apology! :x Pedro Martinez owes Grady Little, his teammates and the city of Boston an apology! When Grady went out to the mound to talk matters over with Pedro he said he wanted in .... next thing you know it's a tie game. Pedro should turn over his 17 mil salary to...

8) I gotta gripe .... I gotta gripe .... I feel that the Red Sox don't have worthy competition in the ALCS. NY Yankees? Please!!! I betcha Charlie PornDog Ergen arranged this deal! :evil: Bert Gordon :D

Charlie PornDog Ergen likes ..... :o Yo yo yo ... it's me Bert Gordon with an important update on the PornDog himself, Charlie E. Charlie apparently likes to eat a meal of liver & onions w/ gravy and whipped potatoes and green beans every monday at 5:47 on the dot. Now with this kind...