Official Star Wars Episode VII Thread

Interesting read. Problem is I'm not really interested in cartoons or comics. So I guess I'm only going to get part of the new Star Wars.
 
I should be happy about Star Wars
but just like blue milk, I feel blue.
'Cause what if it's a mess? I can't help but obsess
about all of the horrible crap they could do!
They could give light sabers to Ewoks,
let Boba Fett have a talking dog friend. (Voiced by Eddie Murphy, Heh, heh, heh)
Product placement would be sad.
Plot twist: Luke is his own dad (I'll never join me!)
And everyone high fives in the end! (Yay!) - [Dont' do drugs]
They could shave all the Wookies
and dress them up in business suits.
Ackbar says. "It's a RAP!" and then he starts to rap.
Then Han says a catch phrase when he shoots! ("Oh, Did I do that?")
Oh, I've been burned so many times before:
Green Lantern, Prometheus, 2 girls 1 cup.
but Star Wars is the one I most adore!
Please, J.J., don't F--- this up!
I don't know what's real any more.
Star Wars has become my sad fixation.
Mom wanted me to be a surgeon.
I'm twenty-six and still a ---- comic collector.

But never mind. These movies could be awesome!
A million force ghosts going on a killing spree!
Giant space worms everywhere.
Chewie grew back all his hair.
I'll camp out for a whole year just to see:
Star Wars Episode Seven shot in I-Max and 3D
starring me as Luke Skywalker's favorite son
who gets the best stuff like light sabers made of gold!
and finally has sex!

"Robot Chicken" July 20, 2014.
http://www.adultswim.com/videos/robot-chicken/the-great-star-wars-episode-vii-jitters-song/
 
I don't believe any leaks. Most turn out to be false anyway.
 
"Episode 8: Force Never Sleeps" with Niel Young as a Jedi Master on a crazy horse.

"Episode 9: The Sleeper Has Awakened" takes place on a planet with a lot of worms
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The title is cliche. Let's hope the movie isn't
 
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Next Episode of Star Wars Rebels has an easter egg regarding EP VII.

During the episode there's a message on a viewscreen, when decrypted says LEGACY 2. The comic book Star Wars Legacy vol 2 deals w/ Ania Solo who lives alone is a junk yard in a far away planet then one day find a lightsaber inside an Imperial probe droid. This was the rumor plot for Daisy Ridley's character
 
The teaser is really the type I like. Titillates without showing anything that is of real consequence.
I feel the same way. A little to entice you.

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Surprised nobody posted this yet from last Saturday's SNL:
(sorry about the ads)
 
That was funny. Probably the funniest skit they have done since Betty White hosted.
 

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