From our lost and found department, and for the SECOND time in our 11 years at WION, someone has lost their ....drum roll....FALSE TEETH....at....drum roll....GIL-ROY HARDWARE, Ionia! (Yes, both times were reported by Gil-Roy staff and happened on their property.) We know it's Halloween eve, but this is just too strange. If you're missing your bottom teeth, go visit the hardware and identify them...then claim them! Hmm....is that Halloween candy THAT hard? No, we couldn't make this up if we tried!
