Today, August 18th is "Bad Poetry Day" according to WION sources.
The example Jim Carlyle (dramatically) read today was called, "Toast Logic" by Harry Henderson and Alan Turner as follows:
We had a toaster once
That claimed it featured
"Toast Logic."
It never seemed to toast
The bread the same way
Two times in a row.
So maybe its logic
Was toast.
In the spirit of that poem, we went searching for toaster images on Google. What came up? The "Selfie Toaster!" Yes, you too can have a picture of yourself or someone else face you every morning that you make toast for the rest of your life, or until the toaster stops working....Don't believe us? Click HERE!
So, we ask, "Whose face could you tolerate on YOUR toast for the lifetime of the toaster in your home?" A Celebrity? Parent? Kid? Please post!
The example Jim Carlyle (dramatically) read today was called, "Toast Logic" by Harry Henderson and Alan Turner as follows:
We had a toaster once
That claimed it featured
"Toast Logic."
It never seemed to toast
The bread the same way
Two times in a row.
So maybe its logic
Was toast.
In the spirit of that poem, we went searching for toaster images on Google. What came up? The "Selfie Toaster!" Yes, you too can have a picture of yourself or someone else face you every morning that you make toast for the rest of your life, or until the toaster stops working....Don't believe us? Click HERE!
So, we ask, "Whose face could you tolerate on YOUR toast for the lifetime of the toaster in your home?" A Celebrity? Parent? Kid? Please post!