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  1. J

    @&*^ TREES!

    I had no more place to move the Dish, the trees just got to big :mad:. I have been a dish customer for over 6 year and was really enjoying the HD line up. But now I had to switch to Time Warner and thier HD line in my area is terrible. I have less than 1/2 the HD I had before. I tried to find...
  2. J

    This is really an odd problem

    First, I have a 622 which I have had for a couple of years. Last night I was watching Idol on the my Columbus locals which on 129. It keep popping up I last signal on 129 spot beam 4. This is the odd part. It would not go away until I hit guide, as soon as I hit guide the picture would come...
  3. J

    Connecting 622 to a wireless bridge

    I have a Linksys wireless g ethernet bridge. I know that it is communicating with the wireless router. I have it set to obtain ip address from router. When I try to set up the broadband connection through the 622 it is not finding it. Any suggestions?
  4. J

    Sell or Toss

    I have a few DISH receivers gathering dust in the basement and I don't know if they have any value. I have 2 2700's, 1 -4700, 1- 811 and 1- 6000 with both adaptors. Are these worth anything and if they are where would be the best place to get sell them?
  5. J

    Moving Columbus Ohio Local???

    I keep getting a recorded message that *E needs to come out and repoint my dish because my locals are moving. I am currently getting them off of 129, I originaly had them from 105. Are they moving them off of 129 or does dish think I still have a superdish pointed to 105??
  6. J

    OTA problems with the 622

    I have had the 622 for about a year and up the last software upgrade I had no problems getting my local channels wcmh-dt and wtte-dt. But now I get constant drop outs on wcmh with a signal strength in th high 70's and I am getting nothing on wtte. I can get a signal strength in the setup menu...
  7. J

    New channels listed on Dish's website

    Starz HD, National Geographic and are listed on dish's website. Are the available to viewers yet?
  8. J

    No Columbus OH local beacuse of Sinclair?

    I have noticed that Columbus Ohio is not on list to receive HD locals anytime soon annd I was if this is because Sincliar Broadcasting owns the ABC and Fox affiliates. Those 2 stations have not come to aggrements with Time Warner, Insight and Adelphia to rebroadcast their DT channel and I...
  9. J

    4900 Receiver only sees 105

    I have a 4900 reciever that is only seeing the sat at 105. I have 3 other receivers setup an 811, 510 and 6000 and I have no problem with them. Here is what I have tried. Attached receiver to a different port on DP34 switch. Attached DP adaptor that is working on 6000 to the 4900. Replaced...
  10. J

    Jack's telephone #?

    Blonde Caller: "Can you give me the telephone number for Jack?" Operator: "I'm sorry; I don't understand who you are talking about". Blond Caller: "On page 1 section 5, of the user guide it clearly states that I need to unplug the computer from the AC wall socket and telephone Jack before...
  11. J

    Problem with 510 and 105

    My 510 started acting up about a week ago. The signal strength on 105 transponder 10 (where my locals are located) is <30. 119 and 110 are very strong. My 811 and 4900 are both showing a signal strength of 61 for 105 and have no problems with the locals. Any suggestions?????
  12. J

    Mad Cow

    http://www.totallytom.com/MadCow.html :yes
  13. J

    Dealing with hormones

    The Hormone Hostage knows that there are days in the month when all a > man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his very life into his > own hands! > > This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license > in the > wallet of every husband, boyfriend, or...
  14. J

    Helluva party

    One Monday morning a mailman is walking the neighborhood on his usual route. As he approaches one of the homes he notices that both cars are in the driveway, his wonder is cut short by Bob the homeowner coming out with a load of empty beer and liquor bottles. "Wow Bob, looks like you guys had a...
  15. J

    Having off and on problems with locals

    I am having strange problems with my Columbus locals. There are times when they come in and times they don't. I have 3 receivers a 2700,4900 and 6000. Friday night and Saturday I could not get them on the 2700 and 4900 receiver but I could get them on the 6000. If I went to signal strength...
  16. J

    Listen to this one.

    I called to get my local (Columbus, Ohio) they day that they were offered and I was given a 12/1 superdish install date. Then last Wednesday night a person called an said that they would not be able to do it until the 12/18. For my inconvienous they gave me a month of free programming. Well...
  17. J

    Trojan Games

    http://www.trojangames.co.uk/ Go to the above link and click on video highlights. The weight lifting is way to funny.
  18. J

    Ohio State and BCS

    Should Ohio State have the right to defend their title if they win their last 2 games? They will have one of the toughest strength of schedules in the country.
  19. J

    How can they do that?

    On the Dishnetworks website they are offering the 510DVR for $99. Down at the bottom in the fine print it says that "If DISHPlayer DVR 510 is replacing existing receiver, the receiver being replaced should be returned to DISH Network or will be subject to a $50 fee." I purchased my 2700 that...
  20. J

    Redneck Newlyweds

    Redneck Newlyweds A week after their marriage, the redneck newlyweds paid a visit to their doctor. "You ain't gonna believe this, Doc," said the husband. "My whacker's turnin' blue." "That's pretty unusual," said the doctor. "Let me examine you." The doctor takes a look. Sure...
  21. J

    Dirty Jokes

    :twisted: Q. Why does a penis have a hole in the end? A. So men can be open minded. Q. What's the speed limit of sex? A. 68 because at 69 you have to turn around. Q. What do a Rubix cube and a penis have in common? A. The longer you play with them, the harder they get. Q. What's...
  22. J

    When can we order a new local?

    When will they start taking orders for the Superdish and new local. I live near Columbus, Ohio and they are suppose to be available on the 16th.
  23. J

    Slang Dictionary

    New Slang Dictionary AEROPLANE BLONDE One who has bleached or dyed her hair but still has a 'black box'. AUSSIE KISS Similar to a French Kiss, but given down under. BADLY PACKED KEBAB A vulgar (but still excellent) term for the female genitalia BEAVER LEAVER A homosexual...
  24. J

    80 year old man and 18 year old bride

    An 80 year old man goes to the doctor for his annual check-up and the doctor ask him how he is feeling. The 80 year old man replies "FANTASTIC! I am 80 years old, I just married an 18 year old gal and she is pregnant with my child!" And the doctor replies: "That reminds me of a story."...
  25. J

    TGIF

    A blonde walk into an elevator and greets the gentleman next to her by saying T.G.I.F. in a very cheerful, bubble blonde voice. The gentleman replies back S.H.I.T. The blonde somewhat perturbed replies back T.G.I.F. and again the the gentleman replies back S.H.I.T. The blonde now angry...