VOOM Sadalight Cervice announced today that it is launching its new programming package effective immediately for all current VOOM subscribers which will add to the existing lineup of channels. It includes the following exclusive high definition (sometimes referred to as "HD") channels:
1. BLOWMEHD- Nothing but educational programming to instruct viewers in bomb making procedures to blow up what is left of Western civilization.
2. EATMEHD- Like the FOOD channel but only instructs viewers on how to prepare dishes using human organs and body parts.
3. SCREWMEHD- Features a variety of programming on the use and application of various forms of carpentry tools including the specialty items of both standard and Phillips screwdrivers.
4. FLUSHMEHD- Commodes, toilets, bidets, 24-7, how to buy them, install them, use them, clean them, etc.
5. BUTTMEHD- Deer, antelope, elk, mountain goats, all in glorious HD clarity including cage matches and previously censored mating videos.
6. SWALLOWMEHD- Birds, birds, birds....with emphasis on the Hirundo rustica also known as the Barn Swallow, all in HD.
7. DRILLMEHD- Commercial channel (But in HD) sponsored by Black & Decker.
8. SQUIRTHD- Movies and documentaries about short people. All programming includes music by Randy Newman.
9. NIPPLEPIERCINGHD- Self explanatory...but in HD!
10. EDHD- Nonstop 24-7/365 infommercials sponsored by Viagra, Cialis, Levitra, Propecia, etc. All in HD!!
1. BLOWMEHD- Nothing but educational programming to instruct viewers in bomb making procedures to blow up what is left of Western civilization.
2. EATMEHD- Like the FOOD channel but only instructs viewers on how to prepare dishes using human organs and body parts.
3. SCREWMEHD- Features a variety of programming on the use and application of various forms of carpentry tools including the specialty items of both standard and Phillips screwdrivers.
4. FLUSHMEHD- Commodes, toilets, bidets, 24-7, how to buy them, install them, use them, clean them, etc.
5. BUTTMEHD- Deer, antelope, elk, mountain goats, all in glorious HD clarity including cage matches and previously censored mating videos.
6. SWALLOWMEHD- Birds, birds, birds....with emphasis on the Hirundo rustica also known as the Barn Swallow, all in HD.
7. DRILLMEHD- Commercial channel (But in HD) sponsored by Black & Decker.
8. SQUIRTHD- Movies and documentaries about short people. All programming includes music by Randy Newman.
9. NIPPLEPIERCINGHD- Self explanatory...but in HD!
10. EDHD- Nonstop 24-7/365 infommercials sponsored by Viagra, Cialis, Levitra, Propecia, etc. All in HD!!
