A Woman Walks Into A Bar Totally Nude

[DarrellP]

:shocked

A woman walks into a bar totally nude and asks the
barkeep if he can serve her a drink. He looks her
up and down and says, "Well sure, but it doesn't
appear by your appearance that you'll be able to
pay for it."

The woman throws one leg up on a bar stool and
shows what she's got, "Will this do?" she asks.
The barkeep takes a look and responds,
"Ya got anything smaller?"

 

[hdtvtechno]

LOL wow.

Are u allowed to post that here, lol

 

[bbqman]

LOL wow.

Are u allowed to post that here, lol

Yep, so long as the bar is kept nice and tidy.

 

[zubinh]

Hey Darrell,

Arent you the one who just lost his job?

You would think one would be on monster.com instead of posting jokes on satelliteguys.com

 

[DarrellP]

Hey Darrell,

Arent you the one who just lost his job?

You would think one would be on monster.com instead of posting jokes on satelliteguys.com

I've been on Monster.com for 2 days now, one needs an occassional breather. It helps keep the attitude in check.

 

[BFG]

I don't get it...

 

[DarrellP]

I don't get it...

I don't think the bartender did either.