You are confusing what customers (posters here) are saying. While you are to the extreme, many of us would like to have Distants again. But unlike you we recognize the mountain moving it would take to get Congress to change it, and I mean waaaaaaay more than an online petition signed by a handful of people. And you are ignoring nothing was ever a law nor could I ever imagine it ever would be that DISH or Direct would be forced to provide them even if they could now. As I posted DISH has other programming to put in HD and other programming period that smothers the importance of Distants and any spectrum they might take, and the time needed to qualify people, submit waivers, etc etc - especially when even at the most liberal policy that existed, you had to be located where you can not get a signal from an outdoor antenna limiting how many would legally qualify.
I admire you won't just take no for an answer, and you want to get Distants back. For probably most of us the effort that would be involved for something like that just isn't worth the time it would take out of life, given the slim chance the Networks are going change it or Congress will.
In addition some of your posts have wrong information that make it seem much easier than it really is to get Distants.