Candidate for Bumper Sticker of the Week

[navychop]

Your body is a temple.
Mine's an amusement park.

Anyone seen a better one lately?

 

[Pepper]

My yorkie is smarter than your honor student

 

[voomvoom]

There used to be a popular one around here:
American By Birth
Southern By the Grace of God
In todays "New World Order" climate, this would be considered "Politically Incorect" and would probably get you arrested by "Homeland Security"!

Al

 

[charper1]

What are you looking here for; the joke is in your pants.

 

[voomvoom]

What are you looking here for; the joke is in your pants.

Maybe, but it was still a bumper sticker. And, I liked it. I'm sorry you wouldn't/didn't?

Al

 

[bhelms]

Al - I think Charper was quoting a sticker he saw...

 

[voomvoom]

Well, Sorry Charper! My mistake!

Al

 

[Mr Tony]

"Jesus loves you. Everyone else thinks your an a**Hole"

 

[Chevyman]

He who laughs last thinks slowest.

 

[Neutron]

"It Takes a Lot of Balls, to Golf Like I Do"

 

[Chevyman]

I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.

 

[Chevyman]

This is Chevy country. On a quiet night, you can hear a Ford rust.

 

[Neutron]

This is Chevy country. On a quiet night, you can hear a Ford rust.

Love it!!

 

[navychop]

I don't know, so far I think Iceberg may be winning.

 

[Neutron]

Here's another I've seen:

"A**hole - Not just a word, but a lifestyle"

 

[Mr Tony]

My kid beat up your honor roll student

 

[dfergie]

"I'd slap you but s**t splatters"

 

[Chevyman]

Gun Control
Means Using Both Hands

 

[navychop]

For a time, I worked in a small town in NC. Lot's of yankees retired there, for the lower taxes and overall lower cost of living. Of course, they immediately looked at how things were done locally, and said, "Up north, the way we did it was...." The local response was basically something along the lines of "go back" or more politely something to the effect that the reason their taxes were so high was that they did things that way. So of course, the below bumper sticker was popular (sorry, but I thought it needed some explanation).

I don't care how you did it up north.

 

[Chevyman]

If Money Is The Root Of All Evil
Why Do Churches Beg For It?