Is this a joke??

[Yes616]

If everyone examines their new Dish Network detailed billing statement, you will find there is a message on the last page that explains the new pricing structure..

I just looked at the pdf version of my detailed billing statement and this is for real!

Look at the name of the guy who composed it and there is a signature of who created and signed this message. It also says he is a VP.

Bobby Billman.. lol.. The guy who creates the billing rules is named Billman?? Bobby Billman??? VP Billing??

lmao

Is this for real or is Charlie playing a joke??

 

[damaged]

Wow, and I thought _I_ had too much time on my hands.


That is pretty funny though, fwiw, I had a teacher named Mrs. Pudgush.

 

[Zero327]

Hmmm. Senior VP of Product Marketing.

 

[AllieVi]

Maybe he's related to the Seinfeld library cop, Mr. Bookman?

 

[Claude Greiner]

bobby.billman@echostar.com

 

[CopyChief]

I had an eye doctor once named Dr. Blinder. I kid you not.

 

[rthomp03]

The surgeon who removed my wife's appendix was named Dr. Hacker. Honest. :

 

[cracka]

Dentist down the road: Dr. Gene Payne.
My name is Gene.
Guess who is NOT my dentist.

 

[jayn_j]

Dentist down the road: Dr. Gene Payne.
My name is Gene.
Guess who is NOT my dentist.

Yep, we have a pair here as well. Drs Payne and Mangle.

 

[sunelec]

My exwife used to be secretary for a guy named Harry Ball.

 

[pduncan]

I had a friend once in the Army who was a sergeant, and his last name was Sergeant, of course he'd answer the phone with the company name, then say this is sergeant sergeant, may I help you.. Once he was pulling CQ (Charge of Quarters for those who don't know), and the post commander called for our CO. The post commander get's pissed thinking this guys is goofing around on the phone. Makes him come down to his office to show him his ID......

I find out about 10 years later, he became a Sergeant Major. "Sergeant Major Segeant" at your service.....

We all got a real good laugh out of that one.

Also knew a Major named Payne....

 

[riffjim4069]

Over my military career I knew a Sergeant Major, a Major Major, a Lieutenant Colonel Major (Maj. and Lt. Col. Major were one and the same), and a Major General...and a whole bunch of major @$$holes too. Anyway, Sergeant Major sure had a good time answering the phone.

 

[SpenceJT]

My allergist at the UW Hospital is "Dr. Bush".

I asked him if he's heard any jokes and he said "remember, I know what you are allergic to" winked at me and left the room.

...I decided not to climb that tree.

 

[Nebugeater]

My wife used to go to a doctor - Dr. Bonebreak Yep, he is a general practitioner and jokes about his name a bunch.

 

[ptech]

My son has a teacher named Sandy Butt and her husbands name is Harry Butt.

 

[aboz]

I had a teacher once named Mr. Schitt. No joke.

 

[dail24]

I work with a guy named Moore Wang. Yes he's oriental. Can you imagine having to introduce your self in business meetings, "I am Moore Wang".

 

[minnow]

When I was a kid, worked on a farm with a guy named Peter Seman. Went to college with a guy named Richard Head. He DID NOT like to called Dick.

 

[EJMCOL]

One of my wife's coworkers is named Candy Barr.

Nice parents, I bet.

 

[cdru]

My exwife used to be secretary for a guy named Harry Ball.

One of the previous mayors of my town is Harry Baals. He even has a road named after him. Now if you want to get drunk, you can even have a local microbrew, Harry Baals Irish Stout.

I also went to school with a Bud Weiser.