Movie Quotes

[dantheman77]

i got this idea from NEUTRON from a respone he gave to me in a "asking wife" thread in the pub foram. what is you favorite quote from a movie or tv show??

TRUE GRIT:

ned pepper: i call that bull talk for a one - eyed fatman.

rooster: fill your hands you son of a bitch!!


WKRP in cincinnati

herb's wife(dont remember her name)

" oh, i guess johnny wont be needing his butter" or something like that.


so whats your fave?????

 

[Pepper]

Homer Simpson, regarding the Internet:

"I hear they have that on computers now!"

 

[iafirebuff]

"oh My Lanta"

 

[cooper]

"Nice beaver"....

"Thanks I just had it stuffed"

 

[dkellumw]

"I guess I pick the wrong week to stop sniffing glue"

Airplane

 

[webbydude]

From the same movie...

Ted Striker: Surely you can't be serious.
Rumack: I am serious... and don't call me Shirley.

 

[dantheman77]

clint eastwood from one of the dirt harrys movies( i think?)
as he comes upon bikers , hells angles types he says to one
"you, you with the f**king hair"

same movie he goes into a bar to see the leader of some gang, he has a hot women with him. two black body gaurds say they will watch the girl while he sees the leader. clints response
"thats mighty white of you"

 

[Peter Parker]

From the same movie...

Ted Striker: Surely you can't be serious.
Rumack: I am serious... and don't call me Shirley.

Close. It was "Surely you jest" followed by

"I never jest and don't call me shirley."

 

[Pepper]

weren't there about a dozen variations of the "don't call me shirley" line in that movie?

 

[TNGTony]

The original "surely/shirley"quote is as originally stated.

Anyway....


Time the Enchanter: "So brave knights if you do DOUBT your courage come no further for DEATH awaits you all with big, nasty, pointy teeth!"
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Arthur Carlson: "As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly."
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From Close Encounters of the Third Kind (Paraphrased):
Brad Neary asking for help with homework: "Dad, do my problem for me."
Roy Neary: "I don't have to do problems for you. YOU do problems for you. That is why I gratuated so I don't have to do problems."

See ya
Tony

 

[webbydude]

Arthur Carlson: "As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly."
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Now THERE'S a show that needs to be made into a movie. I really miss WKRP

 

[boston area dtv]

"This young man has had a very trying rookie season, with the litigation, the notoriety, his subsequent deportation to Canada and that country's refusal to accept him, I guess that's more than most 21-year-olds can handle. Number six, Ogie Oglethorpe."

The announcer in Slap Shot...actually you could list a hundred lines from that masterpiece.

either that or...


"Shove it in my ***" -Jenna Jameson in many of her movies

 

[dantheman77]

"This young man has had a very trying rookie season, with the litigation, the notoriety, his subsequent deportation to Canada and that country's refusal to accept him, I guess that's more than most 21-year-olds can handle. Number six, Ogie Oglethorpe."

The announcer in Slap Shot...actually you could list a hundred lines from that masterpiece.

either that or...


"Shove it in my ***" -Jenna Jameson in many of her movies

DAVES A KILLER!!! slapshot of course

national lampoon: VACTION

GIRL 1: I french kiss
GIRL2: thats no big deal, everyone does that.
Girl1: yeah, but my dad says im the best!

Monty Python And The Holy Grail:
FRENCHMAN: if you dont go away, i will fart in your general direction.

 

[webbydude]

Clerks

Randal Graves: This job would be great if it wasn't for the fu**ing customers.

 

[stone phillips420]

joe dirt

how does psitrack on a 69 chysler work?
it just does

it puts the lotion on the skin, it does what its told, it doesnt talk back

 

[dantheman77]

deadwood:

jane is going to talk to alma at her hotel room. the owner of the hotel EB says to himself:

" a drunk and a dopehead, theres a conversation for the ages"!

 

[ultranet]

Evil

"Good , Bad", huh!! I am just a guy with a gun"
''dang dang dang"

 

[dantheman77]

eddie murphy in 48 hours in a redneck bar

" im your worst fu***** nightmare, im a n**** with a badge"

 

[Neutron]

My favorite is from Mystery Alaska:

"No, I'm not okay! Do I look okay? The fu**** shot me! What the fu**-a** fu** of a bum-fu** sh**hole town is this? I make a business call. I give him my card. And the hick-a** fu**** shoots my foot off! Co**-fu**** sh**!"

LOL, best line ever!

 

[z4ccamaro]

Office Space:

"Looks like you've been missing a lot of work lately."
"I wouldn't say I've been *missing* it, Bob."

Many more throughout the whole movie..