April fools: Echostar to launch 20 new HD channels

[Dvlos]

Ok this one was REAL obvious.. hahahahahahhahahahahahahaa

 

[riffjim4069]

I hear the PQ is stunning; it's like looking through thin air.

 

[Walter L.]

Another obvious would be:

DirectTV to launch TNT-HD

 

[DarrellP]

Or Voom launches HDNET.

 

[DevOne]

Or Voom LLC acquires Rainbow-1 and signs agreement with InHD 1 & 2.

 

[tvrobert]

Or Voom partners with the defense department to implement star wars tech into a new satellite that can not only protect our country from hostile ICBMs but shoot down competing dbs satellites as well.

 

[WJMorales]

The FCC names Charlie E to be the new Commisioner.

 

[ddlsmith]

OR...Voom announces an HD-DVR!

 

[Bruce]

no:
Voom releases HD-DVR.

 

[Vicki]

No...Vicki masters the Cliff Notes approach...

 

[B.Greenway]

"Echostar to launch 20 new HD channels" rofl this one actually made me laugh.

 

[subdude212]

or:
DarrellP claims Voom's PQ to be adequate.