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[Rey]

"WOW! That's quite a "package" for a white guy!"

Lmao! Good one pauly

 

[cosmo_kramer]

 

[Ramy]

I told you someone peed in there.

 

[Jimbo]

I told you someone peed in there.

Many times ....

And drank and a WHOLE LOT of other things !!!

 

[cosmo_kramer]

 

[Paul Wozniak]

I told you someone peed in there.

LAMFAO!!!

 

[pro96]

 

[SabresRule]

The NBA- where wood happens.

 

[pro96]

 

[Paul Wozniak]

"LeBron, dude that's not how you do the Spock thing."

 

[Jimbo]

"LeBron, dude that's not how you do the Spock thing."

Live Long and Prosper, my friend ...

 

[charper1]

I have a few that fit this scene. Too funny how they fit.


1. Aloha. My name is Mr. Hand.


2. Why don't you get a job Spicoli?
What for?
You need money.
All I need are some tasty waves, a cool buzz, and I'm fine.


3. My brother's gonna kill us! He's gonna kill us! He's gonna kill you and he's gonna kill me, he's gonna kill us!
Hey man, just be glad I had fast reflexes!
My brother's gonna sh*t!
Make up your mind, dude, is he gonna sh*t or is he gonna kill us?
First he's gonna sh*t, then he's gonna kill us!
Relax, all right? My old man is a television repairman, he's got this ultimate set of tools. I can fix it.


4. No shirt, no shoes... No dice! Ohhhh.
Right! Learn it. Know it. Live it.


5. That was my skull! I'm so wasted!
What are you, people? On dope?


6. It says one hundred percent guaranteed, you moron!
Mister, if you don't shut up I'm gonna kick one hundred percent of your ass!

 

[cosmo_kramer]

 

[pro96]

I have a few that fit this scene. Too funny how they fit.

1. Aloha. My name is Mr. Hand.

2. Why don't you get a job Spicoli?
What for?
You need money.
All I need are some tasty waves, a cool buzz, and I'm fine.

3. My brother's gonna kill us! He's gonna kill us! He's gonna kill you and he's gonna kill me, he's gonna kill us!
Hey man, just be glad I had fast reflexes!
My brother's gonna sh*t!
Make up your mind, dude, is he gonna sh*t or is he gonna kill us?
First he's gonna sh*t, then he's gonna kill us!
Relax, all right? My old man is a television repairman, he's got this ultimate set of tools. I can fix it.

4. No shirt, no shoes... No dice! Ohhhh.
Right! Learn it. Know it. Live it.

5. That was my skull! I'm so wasted!
What are you, people? On dope?

6. It says one hundred percent guaranteed, you moron!
Mister, if you don't shut up I'm gonna kick one hundred percent of your ass!

Best high school movie of all time IMHO

 

[Paul Wozniak]

Sweetie, you betta lose some weight, or you gonna be doin' infomercials next year.

 

[charper1]

1. Who farted?

2. Mmmmm; tastes like chicken.

3. They grow them big in Texas.

 

[Rey]

 

[charper1]

Deeez nutz

 

[Rey]

Deeez nutz

 

[cosmo_kramer]

Tracee enjoyed trying to make herself dead weight when it was her turn to get lifted.