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[Jimbo]

Dancing with the Stars ?

 

[riffjim4069]

"I would rather you just said thank you, and went on your way." ~ Col. Jessup

 

[SabresRule]

 

[cosmo_kramer]

 

[Jimbo]

This is worse on the announcer than the player ...

 

[cosmo_kramer]

Looks like someone got their wish....

 

[cosmo_kramer]

 

[cosmo_kramer]

 

[riffjim4069]

"Okay, I'm not sure what you did but you have shame written all over your face."

 

[cosmo_kramer]

 

[cosmo_kramer]

Hey Orb, stop me if you heard this before:

Bob and his two friends are talking at a bar. His first friend says: 'I think my wife is having an affair with the electrician. The other day I came home and found wire cutters under our bed and they weren't mine.'

His second friend says: 'I think my wife is having an affair with the plumber. The other day I found a wrench under the bed and it wasn't mine.'

Bob says: 'I think my wife is having an affair with a horse.' Both his friends look at him with utter disbelief. 'No I'm serious. The other day I came home and found a jockey under our bed.'

 

[cosmo_kramer]

 

[stimpson]

Mine smells like a wet dog. Yours????

 

[Rey]

your breath kickin' too???

 

[meathead76]

You know anyone who played in 1969?
No
Me neither

 

[cosmo_kramer]

How many people can really read lips??

What? I can't understand you. Your glove is over your mouth.

 

[Paul Wozniak]

"I'm going to kill the clown who superglued our gloves."

 

[cosmo_kramer]

 

[Rey]

sleepaway camp rules!!!!!

 

[mogera]

"That's right, I'm flaming"!