Favorite Seinfeld Quote

[John Corn]

Kramer: dont worry jerry, its a write off for them.
Jerry: do you even know what a write off is?
Kramer: No, but they do, and there the ones writing it off.

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[SlicerMDM]

< Jerry, Kramer, and George sitting in a sauna, sweating ... >

Kramer: It feels like a sauna in here


(Yea, it's funnier actually watching it but it's classic Kramer.)

 

[pmb1010]

Mulva!

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[cooper]

Kramer: "I'm out there Jerry and I'm lovin' every minute of it!"

 

[John Corn]

That whole episode was brilliant. Though the four of them were very neurotic throught the series, that episode was the best for the world around them playing to their neuroses - Jerry always breaking even and George doing the opposite.

K: Do you have a girlfriend?
G: No
K: Do you have any prospects?
G: No..
K: Do you have anything at all on the horizon?
G: No....
K: Do you have any concievable reason for getting up in the morning?
G: I like to get the daily news...

 

[AkShark]

The Contest!

I'm Out!

 

[styxfix]

George:"It's not you, it's me."