I also do not understand the question,so I will Translate it into different languages to figure out the question,we will see if that helps.
"Hey everyone...new to the site...did some reading, just wondering if voom is hacked yet or have I missed a thread??"
Translation-
in Redneck-Hey ev'ryone...noo t'th' site...did some readin', jest wonnerin' eff'n voom is hacked yet o' haf ah missed a thread??
Jive:Hey Jollyman everyone...new t'de site...dun did some eyeballin', plum wonderin' if voom be hacked yet o' gots ah' missed some dread??
Cockney:Oi evry geezer...new ter the chuffin' site...did some readin', just wonderin' if voom is 'acked yet or 'ave I missed a fread??
Elmer Fudd:Hey evewyone...new to the site...did some weading, just wondewing if voom is hacked yet ow have I missed a thwead??
Swedish Chief:Hey iferyune-a...noo tu zee seete-a...deed sume-a reedeeng, joost vundereeng iff fuum is hecked yet oor hefe-a I meessed a threed??