Movie Quotes

[Chevyman]

"It's 106 miles to Chicago, we have a full tank of gas, half a packet of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses... HIT IT!"

Blues Brothers

 

[dantheman77]

PLANES TRAINS & AUTOMOBILES

Del (John Candy)

" we'd have more luck playing pick-up sticks with our butt-cheeks than we will getting a flight out of here today"


HAPPY THANKSGIVING........EAT UP!!!

 

[Chevyman]

Merry Christmas! Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas. Kiss my a**. Kiss his a**. Kiss your a**. Happy Hanukkah.


Christmas Vacation

 

[snaggerbob]

Dirty Harry- Make my day!

 

[Chevyman]

"Mankind. That word should have new meaning for all of us today. We can't be consumed by our petty differences anymore. We will be united in our common interest. Perhaps it is fate that today is the fourth of July and you will once again be fighting for our freedom. Not from tyranny, oppression, or persecution, but from annihilation. We're fighting for our right to live, to exist! And should we win the day, the 4th of July will no longer be known as an American holiday, but as the day when the world declared in one voice, "We will not go quietly into the night! We will not vanish without a fight! We're going to live on! We're going to survive! Today, we celebrate our Independence Day!

 

[dfergie]

Joey have you ever been in a Turkish Prison?
Airplane

 

[cybok0]

You've got to remember that these are just simple farmers. These are people of the land. The common clay of the new West. You know... morons.

Blazing Saddles

 

[Chevyman]

You'll shoot your eye out -- A Christmas Story

 

[dantheman77]

"Is that a 10 gallon hat, or are you just enjoying the show?" Lili VonShtupp

blazing sadels

 

[damaged]

We raped the horses and rode off on the women, and then we, we pruned the hedges of many small villages.

- The Three Amigos

 

[Chevyman]

You son of a motherless goat----The Three Amigos

 

[jayn_j]

One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I'll never know.

Groucho Marx - Animal Crackers

 

[Chevyman]

I've been going to this high school for seven and a half years. I'm no dummy. I know high school girls."
better off dead

 

[cybok0]

Gee Rickey, sure sorry your mom blew up.

Better off dead

 

[dfergie]

"I want my two dollars"
Better Off Dead

 

[cybok0]

This is pure snow! Do you have any idea what the street value of this mountain is?

Better Off Dead

 

[TNGTony]

"I want my two dollars"
Better Off Dead

LOL!!! I still use this line whenever the oportunity arises! Of course few people know what the heck I am talking about when I say with the same inflection as the paperboy: "I want my two dooooolllars!"

See ya
Tony

 

[Chevyman]

"I'll tell you what to do. Go that way. Really fast. If something gets in your way, turn."

Better Off Dead

 

[dantheman77]

sounds like i need to see BETTER OFF DEAD



SPARTACUS

"I'm Spartacus!" antoninus ( tony curtis)

 

[cybok0]

Now that's a real shame when folks be throwin' away a perfectly good white boy like that.
Better Off Dead