World's Shortest Fairy Tale - Very Touching

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NotMe546

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Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?' The girl said, 'NO!'

And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and went fishing and hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer and scotch and had money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.

The End
 
Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?' The girl said, 'NO!'

And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and went fishing and hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer and scotch and had money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.

The End

That's my life. Except for the part after the word "and". Oh yeah, she also said "yes".
 
It's humorous. But I wonder why we enjoy such things, knowing they are exaggerations and myths. Then again, you did label it correctly- a fairy tale.

I'm pretty sure it's been shown men are happier married. Of course, I am an extremely lucky guy. Twenty plus years, second time around for the both of us. Could not possibly be any happier.
 
I ask some of them where is the jar, you know they one she keeps your balls in.:eek:
 
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