Growing up.. your best friend becomes your worst enemy. Lollipops turn into cavities. The innocent ones turn into slùts. Homework goes in the trash. Detention becomes suspension. Soda becomes vòdka. Undies turn into g-strings and boxers. Kisses turn into séx. Remember when getting high meant swinging on the playground? When protection meant wearing a helmet? When the worst things you could get from girls were cooties? Your worst enemies were your siblings. Race issues were about who ran fastest. War was only a card game. The only drûg you knew was cough medicine. Wearing a skirt didn't make you a slût. The only things that hurt were skinned knees. and goodbyes only meant until tomorrow?.......and to think we all couldn't wait to grow up

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