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    Two cannibals are sitting by a campfire...

    Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: "Does this taste funny to you?"
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    Two cannibals are sitting by a campfire...

    A couple of weeks later, those same two cannibals capture a missionary and cook him up for dinner. They decide to start eating at opposite ends of their recently cooked captive. After a while, the cannibal who started on the "head" end, says to the other cannibal "this missionary sure is...
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    The Top 10 Reasons You Should Come to Work Naked

    10. No one ever steals your chair. 9. Gives "bad hair day" a whole new meaning. 8. Diverts attention from the fact that you also came to work drunk. 7. People stop stealing your pens, after they've seen where you keep them. :shocked 6. You want to see if it's like the...
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    Bud Abbot and Lou Costello in the 21st Century

    Bud Abbot and Lou Costello in the 21st Century ABBOT: Super Duper Computer Store... Can I help you? COSTELLO: Thanks. I'm setting up an office in my den, and I'm thinking about buying a computer. ABBOT: Mac? COSTELLO: No, the name's Lou ABBOT: Your computer? COSTELLO: I don't...
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