I try to see the humor in what you're saying, but it doesn't explain why DirecTV is screwing people and it all seems acceptable, and in some instances some being sympathetic to DirecTV. Sounds like some form of "Stockholm Syndrome" to me.
Because DirecTV is not screwing anyone. You are getting a free Genie. If you want a specific model, go to solid signal or other online seller and pay the full lease price.