tiger woods in car crash

So I'm trying to picture what it's going to be like when Tiger's mom gets in the same room with him.

Tida Woods" Elin, Go get the same club you used on Tiger. Wipe the blood off first"

2 minutes later.

Tida Woods" Don't you run from me, don't you run from me you little ******. Lock the doors. Elin, hold him down. Grab his keys. Look out, he's making a run for the door, Call TMZ. Ah Ha, that slowed you down now didn't it. Now get over here. We'll start out with a 3 iron and finish the job with a 3 wood. To make it easier on you I've got David Feherty on the speaker phone to call the shots."

David Feherty" "Look at Tida , Excellent form on that shot. I see blood after that shot, I also see dead people."
 
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I am married and its really easy for me to sit here and say that I'll never cheat on my wife......I try not to judge people unless I've walked in their shoes. I bet the temptation faced daily by professional athletes is something that we cannot even imagine.

Agreed, 100%. I cannot imagine the temptation he must face, it does not justify it, or excuse it, but the guy is on the road what, 8 months of the year, and probably has women offering themselves to him every day.
 
This just in: Tiger and Elin gave a joint press conference. Photo from it below:

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How sickening is this? According to Gerald Posner from "The Daily Beast" the lawyers are working on a deal with his wife to shut her up and pay her to do so. She has to sign the agreement that she won't talk about it ever even if they divorce. And they're willing to pay her big money to do so. What kind of information does she have on him? This is all about protecting the Tiger Woods Franchise. Sad.
 

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