Who said I wasn't happy? This is my 17th year with Dish, so I don't think I'm going anywhere anytime soon. I apologize if I offended you by pointing out a serious flaw with your solution.
I don't have a Joey 2 but the 4K Joey speed is comparable to the Hopper 3. After suffering through the original Joey for almost 4 years when it was time to upgrade I went with 3 4K Joey's.