A woman and her boyfriend are out for New Years having a few drinks.
While they're sitting there having a good time together she starts
talking about this really great new drink. The more she talks about it
the more excited she gets, and starts trying to talk her boyfriend
into having one. After a while he gives in and lets her order the drink
for him. The bartender brings the drink and puts the following on the
bar -- a salt shaker, a shot of Baileys and a shot of lime juice.
The boyfriend looks at the items quizzically and the woman explains.
"First you put a bit of the salt on your tongue, next you drink the shot
of Baileys and hold it in your mouth, and finally you drink the lime
juice." So, the boyfriend, trying to go along and please her,
goes for it. He puts the salt on his tongue -- salty but OK. He drinks
the shot of Baileys - smooth, rich, cool, very pleasant. He thinks -
this is OK. Finally he picks up the lime juice and drinks it .... in one
second the sharp lime taste hits... at two seconds the Baileys
curdles... at three seconds the salty curdled bitter taste hits. This
triggers his gag reflex but being manly, and not wanting to disappoint
his girlfriend, he swallows the now nasty drink.
When he finally chokes it down he turns to his girlfriend. She smiles
widely at him and says, "So, how did you like it? It's called 'Blow
Job's Revenge.'" :shocked :shocked :shocked :shocked
While they're sitting there having a good time together she starts
talking about this really great new drink. The more she talks about it
the more excited she gets, and starts trying to talk her boyfriend
into having one. After a while he gives in and lets her order the drink
for him. The bartender brings the drink and puts the following on the
bar -- a salt shaker, a shot of Baileys and a shot of lime juice.
The boyfriend looks at the items quizzically and the woman explains.
"First you put a bit of the salt on your tongue, next you drink the shot
of Baileys and hold it in your mouth, and finally you drink the lime
juice." So, the boyfriend, trying to go along and please her,
goes for it. He puts the salt on his tongue -- salty but OK. He drinks
the shot of Baileys - smooth, rich, cool, very pleasant. He thinks -
this is OK. Finally he picks up the lime juice and drinks it .... in one
second the sharp lime taste hits... at two seconds the Baileys
curdles... at three seconds the salty curdled bitter taste hits. This
triggers his gag reflex but being manly, and not wanting to disappoint
his girlfriend, he swallows the now nasty drink.
When he finally chokes it down he turns to his girlfriend. She smiles
widely at him and says, "So, how did you like it? It's called 'Blow
Job's Revenge.'" :shocked :shocked :shocked :shocked
