Flight to Texas

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A Baptist minister was seated next to a cowboy on a flight to
Texas. After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken.

The cowboy asked for a whiskey and soda, which was brought and placed before him.

The flight attendant then asked the minister if he would like a drink.

He replied in disgust, "I'd rather be savagely raped by brazen whores
than let liquor touch my lips."

The cowboy then handed his drink back to the attendant and said, "Me
too. I didn't know we had a choice."
 
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