Hillbilly Vasectomy.... (1 Viewer)

Register Today to see less ads! It's Free!
Please reply by conversation.


SatelliteGuys Pro
Sep 4, 2008
After their 11th child, a hillbilly couple decided that was enough, as they could not afford a larger bed.

So the husband went to his veterinarian and told him that he and his cousin didn't want to have any more children.

The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that could fix the problem but that it was expensive. 'A less costly alternative, ' said the doctor, 'is to go home, get a cherry bomb, (fireworks are legal in hillbilly country) light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to your ear and count to 10.'

The hillbilly said to the doctor, 'I may not be the smartest tool in the shed, but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can next to my ear is going to help me...'

'Trust me,' said the doctor.

So the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can. He held the can up to his ear and began to count!






( you'll love this..)

At which point, he paused, placed the beer can between his legs and continued counting on his other hand.

This procedure works in South Carolina, North Carolina, Tennessee , Kentucky , Louisiana , Arkansas , Mississippi , Alabama , Georgia , Florida , West Virginia ....and Washington DC .
Register Today to see less ads! It's Free!
Register Today to see less ads! It's Free!


The Star Wars Collector Podcast
Supporting Founder
Jan 27, 2004
Speaking of West Virginia- Do any of you know how I know the tooth brush was invented in West Virginia?

If it had been invented in any other state, we would call it the Teethbrush. :D


SatelliteGuys Pro
Sep 17, 2004
Charleston wv
We are contantly making great improvements in the toothbrush here in wv.
I have designed one that is modular that you can add multiple heads to it.
some of us have two and three "tooths" so you have to have a "tooth brush" for each tooth. LOL Ha Ha.
Register Today to see less ads! It's Free!
Please reply by conversation.

Users who are viewing this thread

Similar threads

Users Who Are Viewing This Thread (Total: 0, Members: 0, Guests: 0)

Latest posts