Thought this was good enough to pass on to the masses. First time I have heard it, thought it was great!
SIMON SAYS: "Daddy, how was I born?"
DAD SAYS: Ah, my son, I guess one day you will find out anyway! Well you see your mom and I first got together in a chat room on MSN. Then I setup a date via e-mail with your mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither of us had used a firewall and it was too late to use the delete button. Nine months later a blessed little Pop-Up appeared and said:
"You've Got Male."
SIMON SAYS: "Daddy, how was I born?"
DAD SAYS: Ah, my son, I guess one day you will find out anyway! Well you see your mom and I first got together in a chat room on MSN. Then I setup a date via e-mail with your mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither of us had used a firewall and it was too late to use the delete button. Nine months later a blessed little Pop-Up appeared and said:
"You've Got Male."
