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Hillary dies and goes to heaven. As she stands in front of St.Peter at the
Pearly Gates, she sees a huge wall of clocks behind him.

She asks, "Why do you have all those clocks there on that wall?"

St. Peter answers,"Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock.
Every time you lie, the hands on your clock will move."

"Oh," says Hillary, "Whose clock is that?"

"That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved indicating that she
never told a lie."

"Whose clock is that?"

"That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have only moved twice telling
us that Abe only told two lies in his entire life."

"Where's Bill's clock?" Hillary asks.

"Bill's clock is in Jesus' office." replies St.Pet "He's using it as a
ceiling fan."
 
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How long are Republicans going to tell Clinton jokes?
 
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Actually I'm a registered Democrat.....I voted for Bill both times. :p
 
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Nope, not me, I'm not going there, no sir, wouldn't touch that with...well, you get the idea.
 
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