Little Johnny Visits the Nurse

[Toddytime]

Little Johnny went to the nurse to get a vaccination. After the shot, the
nurse pulled out a Band-Aid and started to cover the spot on his arm, but
Johnny asked her to put it on the other arm.

"But I put it over where you got the shot to let others know that it's
tender and they shouldn't touch it," replied the nurse.

Little Johnny said, "You really don't know much about little boys, do you?"

 

[Cyclone]

Thats not nearly as bad as what he said to the teacher.