No one (yes, knit pickers there might be a few people with geographic issues) “can’t” get this channel. The man in the story has the 1950s technology of cable. Call them and have it ripped out and replaced by a more modern system. Cable doesn’t care. That is what cable is. Uncaring. Evil. The minimum value possible. What is the least we can do and keep customers? Cable. Evil.
The issue, and this is not unique to Chicago, we have seen it before in lots of places, is that an RSN really should carry the full set of a region’s teams (and NY, CHI, and LA, need two RSNs). Single team RSNs don’t work. Didn’t in Minneapolis, didn’t in Cleveland, didn’t in Houston, didn’t in Kansas City, and aren’t in LA, and won’t in Chicago.