There is a new virus going around, the code name is "WORK".
If you receive WORK from your colleagues, your boss, via e-mail, or from
anyone else, do not touch it under any circumstances. This virus wipes out
your private life completely. If you should happen to come in contact with
this virus, take two friends and go straight to the nearest bar. Order
drinks immediately and after three rounds, you will find that WORK has been
completely deleted from your brain.
Forward this virus warning immediately to at least five friends.
Should you realize you do not have five friends, this means you are already
infected by this virus and WORK already controls your life. If this is the
case, go to the bar and stay until you make at least five friends. Then
retry.
I think I have five friends, but am not entirely positive so I'm headed for
the bar anyway.....it never hurts to be safe.
If you receive WORK from your colleagues, your boss, via e-mail, or from
anyone else, do not touch it under any circumstances. This virus wipes out
your private life completely. If you should happen to come in contact with
this virus, take two friends and go straight to the nearest bar. Order
drinks immediately and after three rounds, you will find that WORK has been
completely deleted from your brain.
Forward this virus warning immediately to at least five friends.
Should you realize you do not have five friends, this means you are already
infected by this virus and WORK already controls your life. If this is the
case, go to the bar and stay until you make at least five friends. Then
retry.
I think I have five friends, but am not entirely positive so I'm headed for
the bar anyway.....it never hurts to be safe.
