Iceberg's tale of the neighbor who went passive-aggressive on him got me to thinking. What is it that people dislike about satellite dishes?
They don't make a lot of noise.
They don't make odor.
They don't chase you down the street.
They don't require much care.

They give you years of service.
But the mere sight of one [ on / next to / near ] your house gets some people all riled up.. such that they have to tell you what to do...
What's up with that?
Could it be that some are sort of big? But if so, why do they care...?
They don't make a lot of noise.
They don't make odor.
They don't chase you down the street.
They don't require much care.

They give you years of service.
But the mere sight of one [ on / next to / near ] your house gets some people all riled up.. such that they have to tell you what to do...
What's up with that?
Could it be that some are sort of big? But if so, why do they care...?