or Dish called them and had it returned?
You're not serious?
I can just see the conversation now.
Dish: This is Dish Network calling, we understand you have one of our leased receivers in your store that you're trying to sell.
Goodwill: Uhh, I don't think so.
Dish: Come on now, we have it on good authority that you do.
Goodwill: Really? Where did you get that information?
Dish: Ma'am, we can't reveal our sources. Suffice to say, we know what we know.
Goodwill: Was it that guy who came in the other day? Was he your snitch?
Dish: What guy is that, Ma'am?
Goodwill: You know, the one who looks like Burgess Meredith.
Dish: I'm not allowed to say, Ma'am. I must insist that you return the receiver at once.
Goodwill: How do I do that?
Dish: We'll send you a box, there'll be a nominal charge.
Goodwill: Charge? I have to pay to return your receiver to you?
Dish: Yes, Ma'am.