Top 10 things that might be wrong with D10?

[vurbano]

Lets have some fun. WHat are the Top 10 things that might be wrong with D10?. Lets start a list.(no haters please)

10. Batteries are dead?

 

[Scott Greczkowski]

9. All the power from the new satellite was used to Tazer the kid asking John Kerry a question at the University of Florida.

 

[HDhysteria]

8. did we say b band converter? we meant to say Z band

 

[TulsaCoker]

7. Drifting into final orbit it bumped another satellite causing the hood to be popped open.

 

[Ramy]

6. They are waiting on the merger between Dish and Directv to take place.

 

[Scott Greczkowski]

5) Bumper sticker on the back of the satellite says "my other satellite is a Rent-A-Wreck"

 

[limburger]

4) Dish Network is stealing the signal.

 

[Jax Tom]

3. It's OJ's and he wants it back.....

 

[Mr. Kennedy]

#2 - Due to a contract with NBC and Notre Dame, D* will not present the new HD until Notre Dame wins a game. Expect your new HD sometime next fall.

 

[Ramy]

#1 - It's original name is Vger and it doesn't like us anymore.

 

[vurbano]

3. It's OJ's and he wants it back.....

:haha

 

[Eva Greczkowski]

This was a fun thread. Thanks Vurbano and all the other contributors!

 

[djzack67]

9. All the power from the new satellite was used to Tazer the kid asking John Kerry a question at the University of Florida.

I agree....Glad to see there is still some humor left on here....

 

[MikeD-C05]

ITs either laugh or cry.

 

[djzack67]

#1 - It's original name is Vger and it doesn't like us anymore.

How Old School...Nice.....

 

[iceturkee]

oh my gosh, its a prize goddess sighting!!!!

 

[Eva Greczkowski]

oh my gosh, its a prize goddess sighting!!!!

Well, with all the people with such high post counts, I had to do something to improve my 100 posts per year average!

JK, I read a lot, but don't post so much. I let Scott do that

 

[Ramy]

How Old School...Nice.....

Yeah I thought I would throw a little Star Trek in there.

 

[old rat]

#10 Its a hoax. We all know that D* is too cheap to actually give us new channels..

 

[Brewer4]

Good thread.

Here's one.

10) The satellite is actually an Evil Decepticon and is planning on wrecking the Earth sometime today. So the CSR's did get the date right.