Redneck joke of the day

[Ramy]

I have a Redneck daily calendar and thought I would share what it says every day. Since it is at work I will give the weekend ones on Friday too.

Today Friday 17th of July:

You Might be a Redneck if.......You've ever been trapped in a crossfire at a family reunion.


Weekend Sat/Sun July 18/19th:

You Might be a Redneck if.......You're smoking in your driver's license photo.

 

[cybok0]

I have a Redneck daily calendar and thought I would share what it says every day. Since it is at work I will give the weekend ones on Friday too.

Today Friday 17th of July:

You Might be a Redneck if.......You've ever been trapped in a crossfire at a family reunion.


Weekend Sat/Sun July 18/19th:

You Might be a Redneck if.......You're smoking in your driver's license photo.

LOL.

Are you sure they aren't talking about my wife's family?

 

[Rey]

yyyeeeeeehhaaaaawwwww!!! wild buggy jordan!

 

[HIFI]

You Might be a Redneck if..........Your reading this thread

 

[Ramy]

You Might be a Redneck if..........Your reading this thread

Guess you are then. :haha

 

[HIFI]

Guess you are then. :haha

aren't we all?

 

[Ramy]

aren't we all?

Not me. I am a figment of your imagination.

 

[HIFI]

Not me. I am a figment of your imagination.

or one of reys clones!

 

[bigredneck]

Hey, would someone help me mow my yard? I need to find my truck to go to the store.

 

[Rey]

Hey, would someone help me mow my yard? I need to find my truck to go to the store.

post this in the "Give paul something to do" thread and he'll take care of that for ya

 

[Ramy]

Hey, would someone help me mow my yard? I need to find my truck to go to the store.

Huh???

 

[cybok0]

Huh???

Rednecks grass gets so high, they lose cars, trucks, tires, kids and their mobile home in it.

 

[Ronnie-]

Not me. I am a figment of your imagination.

Hell, you are from Kentucky....you are almost as big a redneck as me

 

[cybok0]

Hell, you are from Kentucky....you are almost as big a redneck as me

You both almost sound alike.

 

[yaz96]

Hell, you are from Kentucky....you are almost as big a redneck as me

He's a redneck and a briar. Being from Ohio, I've heard some good Kentucky briar jokes, just ask Ramy, I'm sure he lives'em...oops, I mean knows them...!

 

[Paul Wozniak]

"If you ever climbed a water tower with a paint bucket and brush, to protect your sister's honor....You may be a redneck."

 

[Ronnie-]

You both almost sound alike.

IMO, YOU are the one with the accent!

Maybe it is just those darn Xbox mics? lol

 

[Rey]

IMO, YOU are the one with the accent!

Maybe it is just those darn Xbox mics? lol

 

[cybok0]

IMO, YOU are the one with the accent!

Maybe it is just those darn Xbox mics? lol

That's a possibility, but I don't think so.

 

[Paul Wozniak]

Tom, you do have a redneck accent.