Redneck joke of the day

[Ronnie-]

Lol, every true southerner knows that it IS everyone else that talks funny. WE sound normal

 

[Rey]

Lol, every true southerner knows that it IS everyone else that talks funny. WE sound normal

HA!

 

[Paul Wozniak]

Lol, every true southerner knows that it IS everyone else that talks funny. WE sound normal

Yeah right. Now pass the freaking grits, Y'all.

 

[navychop]

Hominy?

 

[Fred Derf]

If your dad walks to school with you 'cause you're both in the same grade...you might be a redneck.

 

[Rey]

How can you tell if a redneck is married?
There is tobacco spit stains on BOTH sides of his pickup truck.

 

[Paul Wozniak]

If you missed 5th grade because of jury duty....

 

[Rey]

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[BlackHitachi]

Yeah right. Now pass the freaking grits, Y'all.

:::up

 

[cybok0]

Yeah right. Now pass the freaking grits, Y'all.

I like grits. I put butter and maple syrup on them.

 

[cybok0]

Tom, you do have a redneck accent.

NO I DON'T. :rant::rant::rant: Well maybe.

 

[Ramy]

Monday 20th of July:

You Might be a Redneck if.......Your yard sale sign is permanent.

 

[cybok0]

LMAO!!!!!

 

[Paul Wozniak]

If your family tree doesn't fork......

 

[HIFI]

If your family tree doesn't fork......

speaking of rednecks

 

[Paul Wozniak]

Hey pal, I was born NORTH of the Mason-Dixon line!

 

[Rey]

O, I wish I was in the land of cotton
Old times there are not forgotten
Look away! Look away!:

 

[HIFI]

O, I wish I was in the land of cotton
Old times there are not forgotten
Look away! Look away!:

speaking of rednecks

and yet another!

 

[Paul Wozniak]

O, I wish I was in the land of cotton
Old times there are not forgotten
Look away! Look away!:

I've got a pretty good idea what that line means.... something to do with sheep.....

 

[Rey]

I've got a pretty good idea what that line means.... something to do with sheep.....

::haha:haha