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SabresRule

Last reply Jun 28, 2008 · posted in The Sports Section

Let's have some fill-in-the blank fun

I'll give you a sentence with a blank to fill in, and you can fill it in with something funny.

Here's the sentence:

There is a better chance that you will see (blank) before Bryant Gumbel ever gets another shot at announcing NFL games as a play-by-play man.

(I'm sorry, but it's so easy to bash him, and who can blame me?)

Here are my fill-in-the blank suggestions.

You have a better chance of seeing the following occur first before Gumbel ever does play-by-play again:

I become a Spurs fan

Sandra becomes an Islanders fan

Jimbo becomes a Michigan fan

HD MM roots for the Steelers

Hell freezes over

Feel free to contribute

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JamesJ

Jun 26, 2008

There is a better chance that you will see HDMM and I at a NFL football game rooting for the same team before Bryant Gumbel ever gets another shot at announcing NFL games as a play-by-play man.

There is a better chance that you will see Marv Albert wearing mens clothes before Bryant Gumbel ever gets another shot at announcing NFL games as a play-by-play man.

There is a better chance that you will see Kobe and Shaq become friends before Bryant Gumbel ever gets another shot at announcing NFL games as a play-by-play man.

HD MM

Jun 26, 2008

stuart628 said:
There is a better chance that you will see HDMM and I at a NFL football game rooting for the same team before Bryant Gumbel ever gets another shot at announcing NFL games as a play-by-play man.

There is a better chance that you will see Marv Albert wearing mens clothes before Bryant Gumbel ever gets another shot at announcing NFL games as a play-by-play man.

There is a better chance that you will see Kobe and Shaq become friends before Bryant Gumbel ever gets another shot at announcing NFL games as a play-by-play man.

Got that right Stu!

:up

BTW, isn't it about time to jump back on the Browns bandwagon. We're expecting big things from them this year! Come on man, support your own State.

SabresRule

Jun 26, 2008

HD MM said:
We're expecting big things from them this year!

One thing I must say:

The Browns and Steelers are the only teams in the AFC North that will make a playoff run.

Cincinnati's reverting back to the Bungles (and they play defense as well as I do), and the Ravens stink on ice.

HD MM

Jun 26, 2008

SabresRule said:
One thing I must say:

The Browns and Steelers are the only teams in the AFC North that will make a playoff run.

Cincinnati's reverting back to the Bungles (and they play defense as well as I do), and the Ravens stink on ice.

I agree with the Bungle and Rat-Bird comment. As a matter of fact, I think the Ravens will be in a heated race with the Falcons to have the WORST record in the NFL this year.

I do believe that in order to advance to the playoffs this year, either the Browns or Steelers will have to win the AFC North. In other words, I don't think the Wild Card is coming from the AFC North this year, because of the super tough schedule our division will be playing this year.

brainfry

Jun 27, 2008

HD MM said:
I agree with the Bungle and Rat-Bird comment. As a matter of fact, I think the Ravens will be in a heated race with the Falcons to have the WORST record in the NFL this year.

I do believe that in order to advance to the playoffs this year, either the Browns or Steelers will have to win the AFC North. In other words, I don't think the Wild Card is coming from the AFC North this year, because of the super tough schedule our division will be playing this year.

All the experts are picking Baltimore second or third and Cincinnati fourth. I'm not go to argue too strongly against that, but I'm surprised because Cincinnati has beaten Baltimore five times in a row and had a better record last year, and Baltimore has a new coach.

AFC North is going to take a beating. No Wild Card.

BillD1984

Jun 27, 2008

brainfry said:
All the experts are picking Baltimore second or third and Cincinnati fourth. I'm not go to argue too strongly against that, but I'm surprised because Cincinnati has beaten Baltimore five times in a row and had a better record last year, and Baltimore has a new coach.

AFC North is going to take a beating. No Wild Card.

If I'm picking the AFC North today:

1. Cleveland 10-6
2. Pittsburgh 9-7
3. Cincinnati 8-8
4. Baltimore 4-12

Of course a lot could change over the next 10-12 weeks.

SabresRule

Jun 27, 2008

BillD1984 said:
If I'm picking the AFC North today:

1. Cleveland 10-6
2. Pittsburgh 9-7
3. Cincinnati 8-8
4. Baltimore 4-12

You're being too nice.

I say 2-3 wins.

Remember, this is a team that came within inches of beating the Patriots, got humiliated by the Colts, and managed to not do what even I could do- beat the Dolphins.

tomcrown1

Jun 27, 2008

Hey when did the topic of this tread change???

yourbeliefs

Jun 27, 2008

There is a better chance that you will see me making a post claiming to know when @max will be added to D* before Bryant Gumbel ever gets another shot at announcing NFL games as a play-by-play man.

There is a better chance that you will see Israel and the rest of the middle east reach a real peace agreement before Bryant Gumbel ever gets another shot at announcing NFL games as a play-by-play man.

There is a better chance that you will see Barry Sanders return to the NFL before Bryant Gumbel ever gets another shot at announcing NFL games as a play-by-play man.

There is a better chance that you will see Sunday Night Football on NBC HD look good before Bryant Gumbel ever gets another shot at announcing NFL games as a play-by-play man.

There is a better chance that you will see Sal Governale at Howard Stern's wedding before Bryant Gumbel ever gets another shot at announcing NFL games as a play-by-play man. (Have to be a fan of the show to get that reference)

HD MM

Jun 27, 2008

tomcrown1 said:
Hey when did the topic of this tread change???

As soon as the original topic was beaten to death.

BillD1984

Jun 27, 2008

SabresRule said:
You're being too nice.

I say 2-3 wins.

Like I said in the NFL thread a couple of weeks ago, Baltimore, Miami, and Atlanta will battle it out for the #1 draft pick.

BillD1984

Jun 28, 2008

There is a better chance that you will see Ed Wade invite Shawn Chacon over for Thanksgiving dinner before Bryant Gumbel ever gets another shot at announcing NFL games as a play-by-play man.

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Last reply Today at 2:49 AM · posted in The Chit Chat Club

Song Name Game Part 3!

Sometimes a thread gets so many posts in it that is can cause issues for the server so that why today we introduce The Song Name Game Part 3!

So let the game continue!

The last song was added by Bobby who posted...

One Meat Ball - Andrews Sisters

CONTINUE ON AND HAVE FUN! WELCOME HOME TO SATELLITEGUYS.US!

Here are the original rules for the game as posted by WebbyDude back in 2006. http://www.satelliteguys.us/threads/68645-Song-Name-Game

Just name a song title and the band who performed it. The next person does the same thing, but needs to list a song title or band name which includes a word from the previous entry. Pick songs from any genre.

Example:

Long Live Rock and Roll -- Rainbow

Rainbow in the Dark -- Dio

Another example:

Ride the Lightning -- Metallica

Lightning Strikes -- Ozzy Osbourne

Get it?

An additional note: we all know that song titles, sometimes, use profane words. Because this is a family friendly website it is advised that you clean up that title up a bit. This is accomplished by using something like sh!t instead of the real word. Thanks....

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JSheridan

Wednesday at 5:06 PM

AT&T runs First Net which was set up so first responders have a signal almost everywhere, which is the case around here and up and down the east coast when I've been traveling. In my experience T-Mobile has the fastest network but patchy coverage while Verizon has a slow network and also patchy coverage as well. We also have a iPhone on T-Mobile and one on Mobile-X which uses the Verizon network, so comparison is easy.

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EarDemon

Wednesday at 6:31 PM

JSheridan said:
AT&T runs First Net which was set up so first responders have a signal almost everywhere, which is the case around here and up and down the east coast when I've been traveling. In my experience T-Mobile has the fastest network but patchy coverage while Verizon has a slow network and also patchy coverage as well. We also have a iPhone on T-Mobile and one on Mobile-X which uses the Verizon network, so comparison is easy.

I did a 2500 mile round trip road trip a few weeks ago, there were a handful of places where Verizon had service and I had nothing on FirstNet. Most notably in the backwoods of Kentucky and Tennessee. Those same places I had no service on T-Mobile either. In populated areas, like the Lexington metro and Knoxville metro AT&T not only had great coverage, better than Verizon and T-Mobile generally, they have n77 everywhere. I hit 1.2 Gbps or higher pretty much everywhere, beating out the other two. That is the exact opposite here back in Western NY. Very little n77 on AT&T here and T-Mobile always rockets to 1.5 Gbps or higher.

As far as I know, there is no AT&T tower in my town. The tower I connect to when I'm outside, no service indoors, is one about 4.5 miles north of me in a different town, I can barley latch on to band 12, not 14. It's LTE only but when near that tower I exceed 200 Mbps which is phenomenal for low band LTE, but T-Mobile and Verizon have mid band on the same tower, and i'm well over a gig.

I'm looking forward to the n14 conversion and deployment of n79/4.9 GHz. Since AT&T can't sell their home internet service in NY State, I don't expect big things from them besides the enhancements to FirstNet.

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JSheridan

Yesterday at 3:06 PM

EarDemon said:
... Since AT&T can't sell their home internet service in NY State, I don't expect big things from them besides the enhancements to FirstNet.

We're in NY and we can now. We're an AT&T retailer and have been selling AT&T Internet Air for a few months. It's $35 a month if you're an AT&T post paid subscriber, $55 a month if you're not a subscriber.

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Almighty1

Yesterday at 5:42 PM

JSheridan said:
We're in NY and we can now. We're an AT&T retailer and have been selling AT&T Internet Air for a few months. It's $35 a month if you're an AT&T post paid subscriber, $55 a month if you're not a subscriber.

The AT&T Internet that everyone has access to is AT&T WorldNet aka att.com which is the same backbone created in 1994 that is a joke. AT&T has 3 Internet tier 1 backbones. AT&T Global Network Services formerly IBM Global Network Services (prserv.net) and AT&T Emerging Network Services, formerly (CERFNet (California Educational and Research Foundation Network) that was part of NSFNet (National Science Foundation Network). AT&T WorldNet has always been a inferior and not the same quality as the other two which are highly respected.

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comfortably_numb

Yesterday at 7:58 PM

Almighty1 said:
The AT&T Internet that everyone has access to is AT&T WorldNet aka att.com which is the same backbone created in 1994 that is a joke

JSheridan is referring to ATT's (relatively) new 5G cellular home internet.

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Almighty1

Yesterday at 9:18 PM

comfortably_numb said:
JSheridan is referring to ATT's (relatively) new 5G cellular home internet.

I know, that still will use AT&T's 1996 created backbone better known as AS 7018 which is the lower end. The other two are higher end under AS2685 & AS2686 & AS1740 & AS1838.

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Juan

Yesterday at 10:10 PM

comfortably_numb said:
JSheridan is referring to ATT's (relatively) new 5G cellular home internet.

Which connects to a backbone network

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comfortably_numb

Yesterday at 11:17 PM

Juan said:
Which connects to a backbone network

Fun fact.. the backhaul to the tower in Drexel, MO for both VZW and ATT is provided by CenturyLink

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dishstaller said:
There is a REASON trucks all have a very similar layout....it's what people want AND it serves the purposes those of us who have a truck needs.

As it is, most consumers buy trucks as comfortable transportation rather than commercial utility. The Cybertruck approach to that goal was way out in left field. It turned out to be more of an austere sedan with awful daily-driver attributes (visibility, parking). The expectations regarding truck durability were dashed early on.

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