Bear Hunting

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Frank was excited about his new rifle, and decided to try bear hunting. He
traveled up to Alaska, spotted a small brown bear and shot it.

Right after, there was a tap on his shoulder and he turned around to
see a big black bear. The black bear said, "That was a very bad mistake...
that was my cousin and I'm going to give you two
choices..."Either I maul you to death or we have sex." After considering
briefly, Frank decided to accede to the latter alternative. So the black
bear has his way with Frank.

Even though he felt sore for two weeks, Frank soon recovered and vowed
revenge. He headed out on another trip back to Alaska, where he found the
black bear and shot it dead. Right after, there was another tap on his
shoulder. This time a huge grizzly bear stood right next to him. The grizzly
said, That was a big mistake, Frank. That was my cousin and you've got two
choices. Either I maul you to death or we have rough sex." Again, Frank
thought about it was better to cooperate with the grizzly bear than be
mauled to death. So the grizzly has his way with Frank. Although he
survived, it took several months before Frank was fully recovered.

Now Frank was completely outraged, so he headed back to Alaska and managed
to track down that grizzly bear and shoot it. He felt sweet revenge, but
then, moments later there was a tap on his shoulder. He turned around to
find a giant polar bear standing there.

The polar bear looked at him very sadly and said, "Admit it Frank; you don't
come here for the hunting, do you? :eek: :eek: :eek:
 
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