Swimmer on right- "I hate it when he does the facepalm every time I ask him a question."
Awww man.. who would have thought they'd put that stuff in the pool that changes color when you pee in it!?
Phelps: all this gold around my neck is causing my head to hurt
Hey Ling Ling! I don't need to go to the bathroom THAT bad! I don't need a hole ripped in to let loose here!
"A large Metamucil and bring one for my friend"
Could you escort this man out of here please? He said he was Gary Busey but he's not crazy enough to be him.
The synchronized swimming team gets a perfect score by successfully performing a water birth in front of the judges.
OK for the last time! Clip your freakin' toenails!
OK for the last time! Clip your freakin' toenails!