Scott, any insight on what they are really going to talk about tonight.
-we added locals in burnt cactus, AZ or nowheresville, MT
-we had to drop distants but go through our sist--whoops--this independent company called All American Direct to get distants
-we added some ethnics for our moo-goo-wanka-wanka customers. They're on the wings right now but in a month we'll move them to 118 so you need to upgrade but the dishes are 1 year backlogged
-save a tree....go paperless. Lets show you how
-save a stamp..go auto pay. Here's how
lets talk to someone who wasn't in the spotlight for 10 years and now they are part of a new show. You remember this person, right? (and talk to someone who was washed up in the 70's)
take a few slam dunk e-mails
maybe take a couple phone questions (hey, Charlie's deoderant has to get put to use sometime during the show..might as well be during a couple of phone calls)
all of which Charlie will turn to someone else to answer since one of the questions will be "when will you be adding more _______________ (ethnic...insert language here) channels"