Dog for sale

[thecristman]

DOG FOR SALE Even if you don't own a dog, you'll appreciate the efforts of this owner to sell her dog. Read her sales pitch below.............

Dog For Sale
Free to good home.
Excellent guard dog.
Owner cannot afford to feed him anymore, as there are no more thieves, murderers, or molesters left in the neighborhood for him to eat. Most of them knew him as 'Holy sh*t.

 

[iceturkee]

that doggie makes my poochie look like a poodle.

 

[Bob Haller]

so whats the gals name

 

[Bobby]

so whats the gals name

Big Mama Thornton..... (who had the original Hound Dog)

Big Mama Thornton - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

 

[VinceT3]

awww... he looks like a cool puppy..

my wife wouldn't let me get one that big (I wanted a mastiff), but she did get me a pretty big boxer..

 

[KE4EST]

My better half don't care how big the dog is. We are deciding on a Mastiff or a Saint Bernard right now.

 

[Mr Tony]

That dog probably leaves crap piles bigger than some smaller dogs

 

[stimpson]

That dog probably leaves crap piles bigger than some smaller dogs

You'll probably find smaller dogs IN his piles of crap.

 

[digiblur]

Hope you've got a truck to buy those 55 gallon drums of dog feed from the Co-Op.

 

[VinceT3]

lol.. one of the guys at the park has a blood hound/rotty mix.. dog trimmed down in weight to 220 lbs!! needless to say he's a big dog..

 

[Bob Haller]

smaller dogs less poop....... we have poodles, no shedding, although they do track in mud.

our yard now has their paths covered with mulch.

 

[hancox]

1) totally photoshoppped (unless you're into man hands - hint )
2) I'd suggest a French Mastiff like mine (aka Dougue de Bordeaux) - great dog, esp with kids.

 

[VinceT3]

largest mastiff on record was only 282 lbs and had a 36 in neck.. little puppy..