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Blonde - Elmo Factory
Body: Once there was a blonde who really needed some money. She saw an ad in the newspaper for a job at an Elmo factory. She went down and applied, but the manager told her that she wouldn't want the job because it was so boring. The blonde begged him and told him she would do anything because she needed the money really bad. After long consideration the manager hired her.


After a few hours the manager looked at the video-monitor showing the factory floor and saw that the conveyer belt was backed up. The manager went downstairs to find out what the problem was. When he arived there the blonde was sewing two marbles into the crotch of every Elmo.



The manager said, ''I said to give each Elmo two test tickles; not two testicles!''
 
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Blonde - Elmo Factory
Body: Once there was a blonde who really needed some money. She saw an ad in the newspaper for a job at an Elmo factory. She went down and applied, but the manager told her that she wouldn't want the job because it was so boring. The blonde begged him and told him she would do anything because she needed the money really bad. After long consideration the manager hired her.


After a few hours the manager looked at the video-monitor showing the factory floor and saw that the conveyer belt was backed up. The manager went downstairs to find out what the problem was. When he arived there the blonde was sewing two marbles into the crotch of every Elmo.



The manager said, ''I said to give each Elmo two test tickles; not two testicles!''

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Fitzie

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Funny. But here's one i like.

Betty Jo came in one evening and told her parents "I just got engaged to Billy Joe!"

Her dad replied, "it might not be too good if you marry him, I think you're his half sister."

Her mom replied, "Don't you worry about that honey. You're not related."

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jayn_j

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That's an update of an old Kingston Trio song titled "Ah Woe, Ah me!"

Kingston Trio Lyrics said:
In Trinidad there was a family with much confusion, as you will see.
There was a mama and a papa and a son who was grown
Who wanted to marry, have a wife of his own.

[Chorus:]
Ah, woe, ah, me. Shame and scandal in the family. [Repeat]

So he found a young girl who suited him nice. He went to his papa to ask his advice.
His papa said, "Son, I got to say 'No.' That girl is your sister but your mama don't know!"

[Chorus]

As the weeks went by, the boy looked around. Soon the best cook on the island he found.
He went to his papa to name the day. His papa looked at him and at him he did say,
"You cannot marry that girl. I gotta say, 'No.' That girl is your sister, but your mama don't know!"

[Chorus]

So the years went by and he wished he was dead. He had seventeen girls and still wasn't wed.
When he'd ask his papa, papa would always say, "No! That girl is your sister but your mama don't know!"

[Chorus]

So he went to his mama and he bowed his head. Told his mama what his papa had said.
His mama said, "Son, go, man, go! Your papa ain't your papa but your papa don't know!"

[Chorus]
 

Fitzie

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Thanks jayn_j, for the lyrics to the song. I'm sure I heard it back in the 60's. The joke was probably old when David was courting Bathsheba, or whomever. But I heard it before I heard the song.

Now there's another one having to do with a farmer's daughter, a watermelon, an ear of corn, and a tomato...Nah, it's old too.:)

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