Futurama Clips and Quotes

[kresston]

Weekly Futurama Quote

Professor Hubert Farnsworth: Above all else it is our responsibility to preserve the time line.

[Fry walks in]

Fry: Well, I've killed my grandfather.

Professor Hubert Farnsworth: Whaaaaaaaa?

Leela: Wait, if you killed your grandfather, why do you still exist?

Fry: I don't know. Maybe God loves me.

Bender: [Starts laughing maniacally]

 

[Fred Derf]

Even though this isn't a quote, I almost busted a gut when I saw the framed crocheted sign on the wall of Bender's apartment:

10 HOME
20 SWEET
30 GOTO 10

 

[HDRoberts]

Gotta love the geeky science/math references.

One of my favorites:

Horse race announcer: And it's a dead heat! They're checking the electron microscope. And the winner is...number 3, in a quantum finish.
Professor Farnsworth: No fair! You changed the outcome by measuring it.

 

[kresston]

Weekly Futurama Clip

Since Bender's Game is premiering this weekend, here is a preview.

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oj2VU_8l6gs"]YouTube - Futurama - Bender´s Game Sneak Peek[/ame]

 

[kresston]

Weekly Futurama Clip - 5/4

This week's clip:

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=98VT44zaCJg"]YouTube - An Incovenient Futurama Truth.[/ame]

 

[kresston]

Weekly Futurama Quote - 5/4

Bender: Ahhh, what an awful dream. Ones and zeroes everywhere... and I thought I saw a two.

Fry: Don't worry, Bender there's no such thing as two.

 

[Derwin0]

Pioneer Plaque

Bender: "There! Now when I'm found in a million years people will know what the score was."

 

[VinceT3]

my favorite episode still has to be amazon women in the mood..

Fry: Goodbye, friends. I never thought I'd die like this. But I always really hoped.

 

[HDRoberts]

I much prefer the fake documentary in "None Like it Hot" which was actually featured in "An Inconvenient Truth"

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zyTm_0D0uS8&feature=related]YouTube - Global Warming or: NONE LIKE IT HOT![/ame]

 

[Cyclone]

Yep, nothing better than good old 25 star general Zap Brannigan.

He is a virtual quote factory.

Amazon: The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and chaffed.

 

[kresston]

Weekly Futurama Quote - 5/15

[the gang is logged onto the internet in virtual reality]

Bender: Behold... the Internet.

Fry: My God! It's full of ads!

 

[kresston]

Weekly Futurama Clip - 5/15

Hulu - Futurama: Death By Snoo Snoo

 

[photogray]

haha futurama rocks!

 

[kresston]

Welcome Photogray!

 

[kresston]

Weekly Futurama Quote - 6/20

BENDER (dreaming): Kill all the humans, kill all the humans, must kill all the humans.
FRY: Bender, wake up.
BENDER: I was having the most wonderful dream. I think you were in it.

 

[kresston]

Weekly Futurama Clip - 6/20

[ame="http://www.hulu.com/watch/49536/futurama-the-robot-devil-visits-bender"]Hulu - Futurama: The Robot Devil Visits Bender@@AMEPARAM@@http://www.hulu.com/embed/W5MwpMwvzmRcc_Wi9htxSg@@AMEPARAM@@W5MwpMwvzmRcc_Wi9htxSg[/ame]

 

[jdr01930]

Fry: I feel like I've been mauled by Jesus

 

[kresston]

God: Bender, being God isn't easy. If you do too much, people get dependent on you, and if you do nothing, they lose hope. You have to use a light touch. Like a safecracker, or a pickpocket.

Bender: Or a guy who burns down a bar for the insurance money!

God: Yes, if you make it look like an electrical thing. When you do things right, people won't be sure you've done anything at all.

 

[kresston]

TV Advertisement: Yes, now you can hear holophonor virtuoso Philip Fry play 900 of his classic themes in your own home on this two-record set. That's over 30 minutes of music for only $14.99.
Dr. Zoidberg: Only $14.99 for a two-record set. Two records! Oh, Zoidberg, at last you're becoming a crafty consumer! Hello? I'll take eight!

 

[kresston]

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