Michael Jackson Jokes

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John Corn

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Sep 6, 2003
North Canton, Ohio.
Q. What does Michael Jackson consider a perfect 10?

A. Two 5 year olds

Q. How do you know Michael Jackson is having a party?

A. There are a bunch of tricycles in front of his house.

Q. What do Michael Jackson and Burger King have in common?

A. Both have there meat between 8-year-old buns.

Q. What do Michael Jackson and Walmart have in common?

A. Both have 8-year-old pants, half off.

Q. What did the girl at the beach say to Michael Jackson?

A. I believe you're in my "son".

Q. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?

A. One is plastic and harms children, the other is used to carry groceries.

Q. Whats blonde, has 6 legs, and Michael Jackson dreams of it every night?

A. Hanson.

Q. When is it time to go to bed at Michael Jacksons house?

A. When the big hand is touching the little hand.

Q. What is small, brown, and found in little boys pants?

A. Michael Jacksons hand.

Q. Why did Michael Jackson call Boyz-2-Men?

A. He thought it was a delivery service.

Q. Where does Michael Jackson go to find a date?

A. Boys 'R Us.


SatelliteGuys Family
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Oct 13, 2003
If Michael Jackson gets sent to jail, I would suggest he use the moon walk as he leaves the showers.
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